Jun 08, 04
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...Um.
Ok so I'm walking home from Subway tonight and I'm a little stoned from earlier and I have a bunch of bud cookies my friend gave to me. So I walk down along 16th and just as I turn into the forest a cop car drives by and I barely notice him. Still like always I do something totally obvious and trip while moving onto the grass. The cop does a 180 and parks on the other side of the road so I scurry into the forest...anyways once I get out I'm on the way to my house and I have 2 streets to go...I make it like 2 minutes down the road when the cop car pulls around a corner (it must have like GPS or something because I took awhile going through the forest and made sure I wasn't being followed...anyways so he pulls up and he's like how are you doing tonight. At this point I'm totally contemplating acting drunk and blaming everything on my friends but before I can say anything he's like may I see whats in your hand, so I open the box. By then I was sure I was busted so jokingly I'm like oh ya...you want one? He looks at me for about a minute and then he' like yah sure why not.
Josh: (blink) So he eats one and says it tastes like the ones his aunt in calgary used to make so he asks for one more. I just nod my head and he takes another one. So the he offers me a ride home and by then I'm almost shaking (I had like 10 cookies) and I say no my house is close. so he says have a nice night and I'm like you too (thinking in my head: oh my god I'm so fucked if they kick in before I get home) they should be kicking in right about now... -Josh 
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ROTFLMFAO! Oh my God that's fucking hilarious! :D You are my new Hero!
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Jun 08, 04
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haha..nice one..so how many cookies did he take?
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Jun 08, 04
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lol nice
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Jun 08, 04
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HAHAHAHHAHA reminds me of the time my neighbour braught a couple of pot brownies over for me...my dad was like, badgering me for a brownie........needless to say I would not let him indulge in one of my brownies....he was kind of hurt that I wouldnt share...but oh my god your story takes the cake....thats CRAZY! I had a good laugh
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Jun 09, 04
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if there good he should have gotten totally fucked hahahaha cops.
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Jun 09, 04
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Do you know Justin? Antonio? They both used to live around there, I think they're your age too. ps- the people that work at that macs are CRAZY and they are ON DOPE
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Jun 09, 04
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Best. Story. EVAR.
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Jun 09, 04
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cuz if you mean that other Mac's up the road then you're a White Rock wannabe! I used to live right by Earl Marriott Secondary in the Alder Grove area.
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Jun 09, 04
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That is halarious
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Jun 09, 04
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ps- I KNOW. But then again it's kinda reassuring to see that they aren't going to ridicule me for being stoned when I come in at 3:30am
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