StoOpid questions to ask your peers

[KeeBLeR]

WANNA PISS your teachers or bosses off? ask em some of these!


-Aren't all generalizations false?

-Did Adam and Eve have navels?

-Is there reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

-Does anybody ever vanish with a trace?

-How can there be self-help groups?

-If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?

-If God sneezes...what should you say?

-If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

-If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

-If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

-What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

-What was the best thing before sliced bread?

-When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

-Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

-Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

-Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

-Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?

[kiMMie]

:041: That's pretty funny

[tHeBoA]

hahaha nice:D:

[KeeBLeR]

hey guys on a more serious note...

any one know wut the plural to moose is?????

[SoniK]

very true,

I asked my boss one just now and he told me to shutup.


but in a funny way.


- SoniK

[MC Hammered]

Originally posted by KeeBLeR
hey guys on a more serious note...

any one know wut the plural to moose is?????

Mooseses

[victor h.]

i've asked my friend "if god sneezes, what do u say?" b4...lol

they said... satan is talking shit about him....lol

[Glendita*]

hahahaha ... oh man the sad part is that i ask questions like this on a regular basis and i'm serious about it

[sNyx]

thx man, *snyx writes them down* report back tomrrow.

[KeeBLeR]

Originally posted by MC Hammered


Mooseses

are you sure about that one??? check it up in the dictonary!

[MC Hammered]

Originally posted by KeeBLeR



are you sure about that one??? check it up in the dictonary!

OK. I spelt it wrong.

Fish -> Fishes
Moose -> Mooses

:c-tard:

[KeeBLeR]

oh really!? cool now i don't have to go up north to find out!

[galaxie]

NO!

You are ALL WRONG!

The plural of moose is MOOSE!

same thing. no it's NOT like goose and geese...heh, they're not called meese.