Damn checking account

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A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at theteller window "I want to open a damn checking account."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must havemisunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, dammit. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in thisbank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager toinform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does nothave to listen to that foul language.They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer,
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won 50 millionbucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account inthis damn bank."

I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?"