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Old Jul 04, 04
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Surrey jokes....
well heres one....

why do surrey girls have there belly button peirced??
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cuz thats where they hang the air freshner!!

muahahaha :)
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Old Jul 04, 04
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What's the difference between a Porsche 996 Turbo and a Surrey Girl?
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Most guys haven't been in a Porsche.

Old I know, but it's still damn funny.
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Old Jul 04, 04
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How does a surrey girl turn on the light in the morning?






She opens the car door
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Old Jul 04, 04
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What do you call a surrey girl with a runny nose?







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Old Jul 04, 04
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LMFAO! I have to slut out some Karma for that one! I've never heard that one before.
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Old Jul 04, 04
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How do you fit four Surrey sluts on a bar stool?




Turn it upside down.
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Old Jul 05, 04
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what do you call 500 east indians running around in circles?

the hindi 500

THAT'S A SURREY/DELTA JOKE!
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Old Jul 05, 04
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surrey/delta/vancouver... to specify that.. south-east vancouver.
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Old Jul 05, 04
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Why do Surrey girls need Y-shaped coffins?
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Whenever they lie down, their legs open
Last edited by junglequeen; Jul 05, 04 at 08:52 AM. Reason: singular possessive - and ppcock is a nitpicker
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LOL! Good karma!
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Old Jul 05, 04
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Why do Surrey girls need Y-shaped coffins?
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if you edited your post to make up the joke

i would've hated to see the original one


that joke sucked.
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Old Jul 05, 04
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i edited it because the original was just why does a surrey girl and i changed it but left in a "a"


i liked it but then again Im from surrey and simple things amuze simple minds
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Old Jul 05, 04
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why did the surry girl cross the road?
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Old Jul 05, 04
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why exotica? why?
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Old Jul 05, 04
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who cares...
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well, for one, i care.
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Old Jul 05, 04
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haha...... i'm not a good joke teller, i was hopin some one would finnish that joke for me, i really just posted here so i wouldnt lose this thread cuz these are some funny jokes i dont wanna forget!
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*bump?*
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fine! the surrey girl crosses the road to go find the cock!
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Old Jul 05, 04
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you are pretty bad at telling jokes.
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did i miss the punch line?
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Old Jul 05, 04
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what's fatter than goddessa?


your mom.
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Old Jul 10, 04
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How do you stop the spread of AIDS?

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Put a fence around Surrey.

Bad, I know....I think I heard that in sixth grade.
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