ok get this..

[Dead Mike]

im in the park with my buddy and this drunk ass slut

he leaves to go get ehr some food
cuz sehs so hammered(we were driunking tequila) and shes on m ylap cuz im tryin gnot to let her fall down...and she falls...

i fall with her, falling out of my wheelchair, and onto the ground

as i fall i get her knee rite to my face....thus getting my lip busted rite open

wtf, nmow my budy is pounding her and i get nothting...wtf is taht, im scoked ansd drunk fooodsnite

[dj_zyx]

go pound a your friends girl

[FeelGood]

that sounds like one messed up nite... heh thats what you get for drinkin tequilla hehe, but buddy that sucks man!

[tahiti__treat]

i heart mike!:D

[Dead Mike]

now i gotta give the slut a ride home!!!! my head hurts!!

[trance4life]

lol wtf let your buddy drive her

[Dead Mike]

lol...i definately took on for the team last night. oh well it will come back....i better get some good karma..

[SteveO13]

LOL Mike Thats Fuckin Hillarious Dude HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

[char_rave69]

wtf ... that sounds like fukin shit.. i hate girls fuk wut a bitch.errrrr mike who is she ill fuk her up.... lol j/k but fuk that pisses me off

[hardstylin]

^^ i would pay money to see you cat fight :)

[G-Style]

Now is this a drunk slut that you actually could see yourself with or is it just a fuck thing?
G

[Dead Mike]

i didnt touch her....i hear she had genital warts at one point

[MistressSpankME]

At one point? Those things don't exactly just disappear with a dose of penicillin.

[Dead Mike]

i dunno thats what i heard from somoeone...it could be false.

[MistressSpankME]

Rumours like that usually are false.

However, here are a few reasons why you should avoid "pounding drunk sluts" if you do get the opportunity in the future.

One way to remove the warts is to freeze them. The warts can also be taken off with a laser.

The loop electrosurgical excision procedure (LEEP), consists of using a sharp instrument shaped like a loop that is passed underneath the wart and the wart is cut out of the skin.

Special chemicals can be used to remove the warts. These chemicals dissolve warts in the genital area. They may have to be applied to the area a number of times over a period of several weeks before the treatment is complete.

And I love how with all those horribly uncormfortable ways of treating them, they warn you that store bought Wart Removal chemicals is what will "make your geintal skin very sore".

[Jen-E-03]

that's brutal...u shouldnt let ppl do that to u...u shoulda told the bitch to sit on the ground then u would have never fallen!! *hugz*

[{dC!}]

Brutez Mike ... just brutal :( " taking one for the team " is an under-statement. I feel your pain. lol! Hopefully next time thingz will work out better than that!

[Dead Mike]

i didnt wanna touch the slut tho anyways....dirtaaaaaaay.

im a clean boy :)

[{dC!}]

Ur a clean boy ! ? ! ... riite ! ? ! ... lmao ! ! ! :)

[Dead Mike]

HAHAHAH shut the fuck up u little bastard. lol haha. im clean.i only mess with respectable leadies :)

[craz_e_blossom]

If i were there sounds like this chick would have gotten knocked out:)

[Dead Mike]

thats what i like to hear paige :)

[craz_e_blossom]

Haha I have had some good times in Abby with Amanda:kam:

[Dead Mike]

word to that