"Hi"
"Hello."
"Are you waiting for the bus?"
"Yes I am actually."
"I notice you're not wearing any.... galoshes...."
"Uh, no I'm not.... It's... uh... sunny out. No need for galoshes."
"I'm wearing.... galoshes..."
"Hmm."
"Galoshes."
"Uh-huh."
"Did you read the paper today?"
"No, I didn't get a chance..."
"Did you see the thing about the..... eskimos?"
"No."
"Well, the article was saying, that the eskimos get the fat from the whale."
"Oh yeah?"
"Do you know what that's called?"
"Uh, no I don't."
"Blubber!"
"Ah!"
"Blubber!"
"Yeah, blubber!"
"That's what it's called. Blubber."
"Mmm-hmm."
"The eskimos.... eat the blubber."
"Uh-huh."
"And the blubber will come from different kinds of whales, you know?"
"Oh yeah"
"Like sometimes it will come from... a BALUGA whale!!!!!"
"Uh-huh"
"BALUUUUGA!"
"Right, yeah."
"They don't wear.... galoshes..."
"Who? The whales?"
"NO! The eskimos!"
"That's right, they don't."
"THEY WEAR MUKLUKS!"
"Yeah!"
"MUKLUKS!"
"That's right they..."
"MUUUUKLUUUUUUUKS!"
"Mukluks!"
"Say it again!"
"Mukluks!"
"Say it louder!"
"MUKLUKS!"
"That's good eh?"
"Yeah it is a good one... I didn't really wanna say it but..."
"Say say say.... Galoshes!"
"Galoshes!"
"It's good eh?"
"Yeah it's good..."
"Galoshes!"
"Galoshes!"
"BALUGA!"
"Baluga!"
"Blubber blubber blubber."
"Blubber Mukluk!"
"BLUBBER BALUGA!"
"Uh, excuse me... Sorry... I didn't mean to interrupt whatever it is you are doing..."
"Uh, it's okay..."
"Okay... I just wanted to know if this is where the bus stops."
"Yeah, it should be here any minute."
"Ah, I see. Well, sorry to disturb you."
"Oh that's okay, we were just... uh..."
*longish pause*
"Sir."
"Yes?"
"PSSSSST"
"Yeah?"
"Look over there!"
"Where? Across the street?"
"Yeah. Yeah. See that.... lady?"
"Yeaaaaah..."
"What kind of hairstyle does she have?"
"That looks like... a Bouffant."
"Yes! A Bouffant!"
"Yes, a bouffant."
"Actually, I couldn't help but notice that myself... it's sort of what you might call a... Bulbous Bouffant."
"Yes, a Bulbous Bouffant."
"Bulbous....... Bouffant."
"Bouffant."
"BLUBBER!"
"GALOSHES!"
"Mukluk!"
"BULBOUS BOUFFANT!"
"Mukluk mukluk!"
"Macadamia!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Macadamia!"
"GAZEBO!"
"BULBOUS BOUFFANT!"
"Macadamia!"
"Gazebo!"
"Bulbous Bouffant!"
"Macadamia!"
"Gazebo!"
"Bulbous Bouffant!"
"Blubber!"
"Macadamia!"
"Blubber!"
"Gazebo!"
"Blubber!"
"Bulbous Bouffant!"
"Blubber!"
"Plethora!"
"Macadamia!"
"Blubber!"
"Gazebo!"
"Blubber!"
"Bulbous Bouffant!"
"Blubber!"
"Plethora!"
"Macadamia!"
"Bamboozle!"
"Blubber!"
"Gazebo!"
"Blubber!"
"Igloo!"
"Bulbous Bouffant!"
"Blubber!"
"Plethora!"
"Macadamia!"
"Bamboozle!"
"Blubber!"
"Gazebo!"
"Blubber!"
"Igloo!"
"Bulbous Bouffant!"
"Blubber!"
"Plethora!"
"Baluuuuuuuga!"
"Macadamia!"
"Bamboozle!"
"Blubber!"
"Gazebo!"
"Blubber!"
"Igloo!"
"Bulbous Bouffant!"
"Blubber!"
"Ploy!"
"SPATULA!"
"Plethora!"
"Baluuuuuuuga!"
"Macadamia!"
"Bamboozle!"
"Blubber!"
"Gazebo!"
"Blubber!"
"Igloo!"
"Bulbous Bouffant!"
"Blubber!"
"Ploy!"
"SHINDIG!"
"Plethora!"
"Baluuuuuuuga!"
"Macadamia!"
"Bamboozle!"
"Blubber!"
"Gazebo!"
"Igloo!"
"Bulbous Bouffant!"
"Blubber!"
"Ploy!"
"Plethora!"
"Baluuuuuuuga!"
"Macadamia!"
"Bamboozle!"
"Blubber!"
"Gazebo!"
"HULLABALLOO!"
"Blubber!"
"Igloo!"
"Bulbous Bouffant!"
"Blubber!"
"Ploy!"
"Plethora!"
"GABBERDEEN!"
"Baluuuuuuuga!"
"Macadamia!"
"Bamboozle!"
"Blubber!"
"Gazebo!"
"Blubber!"
"Igloo!"
"Bulbous Bouffant!"
"Blubber!"
"TUBERCULOSIS!"
"Ploy!"
"Plethora!"
"Baluuuuuuuga!"
"Macadamia!"
"Bamboozle!"
"Blubber!"
"Gazebo!"
"Blubber!"
"Igloo!"
"Bulbous Bouffant!"
"Blubber!"
"Ploy!"
"FOIBLE!"
"Plethora!"
"Baluuuuuuuga!"
"Macadamia!"
"Bamboozle!"
"Blubber!"
"Gazebo!"
"Blubber!"
"Igloo!"
"Bulbous Bouffant!"
"Blubber!"
"Ploy!"
"Plethor..."
"BUS!"
"Oh! Here comes the bus!"
"Oh yeah."
"Good."
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