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So I just found out I'm Jewish
Yup. It's true, I'm a Jew. Finally, another cultural group I can make tons of fun of, and not get in shit for.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street together when they see a little boy playing by himself. The priest says, "Lets screw him." The rabbi says, "Out of what?" An arab and a jew are shooting at each other across the border. Suddenly the arab stops. The jew: - Hey, Mahommed, what's the matter? - I'm out of ammunition! - Come over here, I'll sell you some! A man in a synagogue: - Rabbi, what should I do? My son has converted to Christianity. - I don't know, answers the rabbi. Come back tomorrow, and I'll ask advice from God. The man comes back the next day. - I can't help you, says the rabbi. God told me he has the same problem. A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been given a part in the school play. "Wonderful. What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part." Ha ha, more to follow. This is the stoner jew, checking out. |
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Ha ha ha, how did I know you would respond to that one Matty. I'll do your taxes. Just remember that in jewish math the answer to 5 x 5 depends on whether you are buying or selling. Nice. |
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What, don't believe me??? It's the truth. Why wouldn't you believe me when I say this if you'd believe that a carpenter was born sans father and was the "son of god". Come on. I'm a carpenter. And I'll tell you, I'm no son of god. Speaking of god, hey ~god~. Ciao. |