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Apr 19, 01
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ok since kindergarten, julie and i have been RUCKUS causers and what not. We always have the funniest stories to tell people cuz when we get together...ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE! wut wut!!! be it the time that we got our dogs high while hot boxing...or starting fires in english class...or putting "suprises" in teacher's lunches...BUT last night was the best.
we were bored so we decided to go to her house...it was about 10 at night i guess? and we walked in and her mom was like "JULIE!!! WHAT IS THIS?!!" and she had 2 blunts in her hand...and i was like "ummmmm" and she was like "ummmm it's weeeeeeeeeeed...." and her mom was like "I KNOW! BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE IT!!! I"M THROWING IT AWAY!!" so she walked over to the garbage can. we had to act fast!! so i was like "ummmmm!!!" and then julie was like "THE DRUG DEALER!!" and her mom was like "what?!" and jules was like "yeeeeah! the drug dealer...he's coming to pick those two joints up tonight!! and if i don't give them back to me....he'll KILL me, mom" her mom was like "WHAT ON EARTH?!!" and i had to bite my lip from laughing...and she elbowed me...and then she was like "he's gonna come kill me!!" and she burst into tears! hahahaha and then her mom was like "wellllll ok...just make sure you give them back to the drug dealer ok??" and julie was like "thank you mom! thank you!!!" and then her mom walked out of the room...and then julie turned towards me and she was like "wanna go smoke up?!!" it was great. ohhhhhh the julie/sammy adventures. 
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Apr 19, 01
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:026: Fast thinking Jul-E!! That's gold. *takes mental notes* I love causing trouble with my friends. *hehe* It's always so fun. Totally reminds me of this year's car rally back in Sept. The stuff we did was pure insanity. I don't even think I should mention any of it on here. :032:
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Apr 19, 01
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mwahahaha...
i get to organize the car rally this year. hmmmm OH THE FUN I"LL HAVE!!! trrrrrust me...julie and i have pulled off some crrrrazy shit before!! jules: WHAT TIME IS IT MR WOLF?!!! FLASHTIME!!! oh and don't forget "ummm have you seen my grandma?? i lost her" ohhh the memories....
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Apr 19, 01
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*laughs* as soon as she leaves..'sammy, c'mon, yo lets go smoke this'....aww, i luv my 'lil mommycakes....she is very smart woman, but the whole 'DRUG scene' harsh freaks her out.....haha...last year it wus raining so we started blazing in meh bathroom (its at da back of the house, so i figured it would be fine...(my, my i am a smart little one)...so we hear a knock on my door, its my muther... 'yer smokeing DOPE in there, i cun smell it'...so i cum out and tell her that 'it wus my first time, and i hate it, n will never touch the stuff again cuz it burnt my throat'..bah-ha....she believed that too...
twig-e...FLASHTIME!!!...thats in my grad writeup baby....oh shit, u better watch out for us in da gradcar rally, cuz i'm doing whatevah it takes to win yo (in case yall don't know what it is, u have a group and which ever group does the craziest shit on tape WINS)...a couple years ago (yall might of heard it in the newspaper) 2 dudes from my school gropped sum old woman, appparently she wus luv'n the attention, but her son got harsh agro and pressed charges...they walked into a restraunt w/no pants, got up on the counter and started hump'n the cash register...went grocery shopping naked...blah, blah...i'm just gonna get sooooo shitfaced and let the liquer lead my heart...i just don't giva fuck about what west van thinks of me, now i'm not gonna molest no old woman like those crazy mofos....but whatever happens, happens.....
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Apr 20, 01
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they didn't really like GROPE the old lady jules...they pantsed her and then they started slapping her ass. that's what i heard??? i don't know! but either way...it wasn't NICE. poor old woman and her swollen bum.
yeah i'm gonna make some CRRRRRRRAZY shit up for yall to do. be warned now. i have my money on you, liv's and jill's group though. you kidz are CRAZY mutha fucks! haha. i just wish i could be in it :003: it sucks being on grad committee...cuz, jules, YOU SOOOOOO know i'd kick ass in the car rally. i never turn down a dare....mwahahaha
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Apr 20, 01
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fucken aye!! "flashtime" is in my writeup too. good times. good times. haha remember, we almost made that old truck driver drive off the road!! mwahahaha.
and remember when i dared you to go do that like strip tease/song singing for that old man gardening? and then he went inside...and you rang the door bell and his WIFE answered and you didn't know what to do. and she was all agro. and she was like "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!!" and you were like "ummmmm...ummmm...i'm looking for my grandma. have you seen her?!!" haha and i was in the bushes...on my ass laughing. and then when we were walkign home, and we walked by a house...and it's door was open...llike wide open. and there were no cars in the driveway...so we just assumed no one was home (stupid i know). so we ran through their house and had milk and cookies in their house...and then the old man came into the kitchen and said "WHO ARE YOU?!!" and i was like "ohhh ooopsies! i thought this was my house!" and we ran away. ohhhhhh the memories...let's do that again on monday at skool
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Feb 28, 03
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yeah no shit. this was from back in grade 12. ohhh the memories. the memories!
-s.
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Mar 03, 03
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awww damn! haha, this so made me get that crazy reminiscing feelin' goin on! Couldn't help but start thinking bout STANLEY WAVE!!! member that sammy?? i think that's probably the craziest jul-e and twig-e adventure i was ever part of...haha :284:
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Mar 03, 03
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STANLEY WAAAAAVE!!! holy shit...how could i forget? you, nichole, corrie, skipp, giles, julie, amanda and I...stanley park...
skipp breaking into the aquarium....etc...the police chasing us. remember the weird american guys hitting on julie downtown?! ohhhhhh that night was so much fun. the memories the memories :)
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Mar 03, 03
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hahahahahaha JUL-E YOU ROCK MY WORLD LOL !!!!!!!!!! GOOD OL LIQUID COURAGE !!!!!!!
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