Jul 19, 04
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Are you kinky?
A man is sitting at a bar looking really depressed. After a few minutes of drinking beers he sighs and is eventually approached by a relatively attractive woman. She sits down, looking equally depressed and asks for a drink.
"Penny for your thoughts?" she asks. "My wife left me because I'm a little too kinky" he says. "That's insane, my husband just left me because I'm a little too kinky" They exchange smiles and begin a great conversation which leads her to ask: "Look, I know we just met, but I think we're on the same page here, maybe we should go to my house and see what happens". He agree's and they go back to her house. When they arrive she says to sit on the couch and make himself comfortable. She then proceeds to go into her bedroom to change. Once inside she throws on a huge leather outfit. Then attached enourmous nipple clips to herself. She then grabs a wip from the closet aswell as a spiked paddle and proceeds to attach them to her outfit. She applies the final touch by zipping up the front and steps outside to meet the man. However she see's he's already walking out the door. "What's wrong?" she asks "I thought you liked it kinky?" "Listen, I just fucked your dog and shit in your purse lady, I'm outta here" 
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Jul 19, 04
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bahaha. that kind of kinky is no fun! At least if its my dog and my purse.
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Jul 19, 04
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When you're telling it, always gets better laughs when you use the words "fuck and shit" . Suprisingly going "I took a dump in your purse and fornicated with your pooch" doesn't cut it.
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Jul 21, 04
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this deserves karma.......
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