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Old Aug 03, 04
NO ORGIES FOR YOU!
 
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out into the woods today

(Sorry this is long)
Today being the nice day it was, I decided to go out and do something rather then sit and stare at the dull glow of my monitor like I usually end up doing. It was either going to be a bike ride or walk somewhere and as I discovered my back tire is mangled so it would have to be a walk. I hop in the van and start driving DT to go for a walk around the seawall but about half way there I decide it would be nicer to go for a walk through the trails around UBC.
So I end up walking for prob about an hour through some trails in the nature reserve just off of 16th and I end up coming out at marine drive where the look out point is. Having never actually stopped to take a look I wander over and notice another rather steep trail leading down towards the water. I stumble my way down and start walking along the trail that head towards UBC. There are very few people on this trail besides the occasaional jogger... nothing out of the ordinary though.
About half an hour passes and low and behold a naked guy appears along the trail... kind of surprised by this but not really because I know wreck beach is further down... I just kind of figured I covered alot of ground in half an hour. I keep walking and more joggers, and the occassional nude guy. I then come around the corner and see this squat little asian guy with a grin across his face looking out towards the water. He looks over at me and then waves me over and tells me to look.... at first I dont but then curiosity gets the better of me and I look, but dont see anything so I keep walking by. He then says no nolook again... I glance over to catch the image of some naked old guy spanking it behind a tree... I quickly overt my gaze and walk away. The asian guy then starts to follow me and as I was getting tired I decided to ask him how close I was to trail that led back up to the road.
He then tells me to follow him, so seing as I wanted to vacate the area as quickly as possible I decided it couldnt hurt. After about a minute he slows down and tells me if I wanted head I would have no problem getting it at this section of the beach ( I was unfortunately wearing my need head shirt) and then ran his finger across my chest and tells me.. I like you... I walk by quickening my pace and he smacks my ass... I dont know weither to laugh at the fact he was hitting on me or start running.... so needless to say I quickened my pace even more and he finally got to tired and gave up with following me after I was almost at the trail to go up.... I have never been gocked at by guys before, and felt like they were thinking dirty thoughts about me (I think I know how girls feel now).
Anyways after I crawled my way up the trail to the road I realized I wasnt even close to rec beach at all. It seems the gay section of rec beach extends prob a good 1km or so past rec beach.
Next time I think I am just going to sit at home and stare at my monitor.
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Old Aug 03, 04
nope.
 
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robyn is a jewel in the roughrobyn is a jewel in the roughrobyn is a jewel in the roughrobyn is a jewel in the rough
Who the hell turns down free head?
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Old Aug 03, 04
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sweet sensi crew
 
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LMFAO! You sexy beast you! hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha omg... My house is probably wondering what I'm laughing about. Now you know not to wander in the Woods alone. Sheeit... where I grew up, we had to worry about Wolves and Bears... not naked Homosexuals.
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Old Aug 03, 04
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OH HAI
 
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wow. so that gave me a much needed laugh.

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I have never been gocked at by guys before, and felt like they were thinking dirty thoughts about me (I think I know how girls feel now).
it's creepy, isn't it?

was he giving you the pervy smile too?
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Old Aug 03, 04
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Originally Posted by robyn
Who the hell turns down free head?
me

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LMFAO! You sexy beast you! hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha omg... My house is probably wondering what I'm laughing about. Now you know not to wander in the Woods alone. Sheeit... where I grew up, we had to worry about Wolves and Bears... not naked Homosexuals.
yeah wasnt so much that the squat little asian guy was hitting on me, but the fact that I just saw some old guy spanking it and the area seemed to be some sort secluded hump zone for the guys. I had seen too much already
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Old Aug 03, 04
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wow. so that gave me a much needed laugh.



it's creepy, isn't it?

was he giving you the pervy smile too?
yes it was most defintely the pervy smile... like come sit on my knee little boy kind of smile
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Old Aug 03, 04
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Silverwinged is just really niceSilverwinged is just really niceSilverwinged is just really niceSilverwinged is just really niceSilverwinged is just really niceSilverwinged is just really nice
BUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!


I think that made my day. GOOD KARMA.
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Old Aug 03, 04
bitch please
 
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creepy and funny at the same time!
karma just for writing that all out...
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Old Aug 03, 04
i wish...
 
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YES! i love that story
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Old Aug 03, 04
dumb it down, would ya?
 
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normally i don't bother reading a long thread like that, but i just might from now on.

oh and btw...YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HOW GIRLS FEEL!!!
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Old Aug 04, 04
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Hahahahahahahaha!!!

That is fucking awesome! Wow, that certainly sounds like an interesting journey :)
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Old Aug 04, 04
tilt it
 
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awww!! i feel for ya
but at least he didnt follow you anymore =)
like you said. GOOD LEARNING EXPERIENCE
now, everyone knows where to go to get free head! ^^
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Old Aug 04, 04
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Hahahaha. You shouldn't hesitate to tell someone to fuck off if they're putting you in a compromising position. You were too polite, and maybe he was just a little too forward, you should of told him to help out his brother by the tree.
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Old Aug 05, 04
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well the guy gave up in the end because he finally figured out matt wasnt interested. i give crazy respect to matt for being so polite and keeping his cool =)
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