randomness.. don't ask .. i just don't know - Page 21

mapleleaf4ever · #**501** (**permalink**) Aug 23, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by junglequeen

why is Dick short for Richard?

mmmmm dick ;)

Because Chard is a Vegtable and who want's to be called a Vegtable when you could be called something that is an object of pleasure? lol

magic_hands · #**502** (**permalink**) Aug 23, 04

sarah 581-****(security reasons)
"i love your smile"
kind words can be short and easy to speak, but thier echoes are truely endless ~ mother teresa
cicero
a rose
ultimate mark 50 speakers
a glass mug
kitty

just some of the many things that are around me

junglequeen · #**503** (**permalink**) Aug 23, 04

how am I a better door than a window?

magic_hands · #**504** (**permalink**) Aug 23, 04

as a door.. everyone gets a turn :)

magic_hands · #**505** (**permalink**) Aug 23, 04

you smell like fuck :D

600?!?!?!
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junglequeen · #**506** (**permalink**) Aug 23, 04

why do your sheets reek when you fuck someone but not when you fuck yourself?

magic_hands · #**507** (**permalink**) Aug 23, 04

why does sheena never post randomness in the random thread... although she does post a form of randomness.. .it's just displayed as a question... not random enough for me sheena... i know you are way to wakky for this thread... in actuality.. i think you are almost the queen of random.. but that's something that might have to be contested... i've met some pretty random people

Euro Dollar · #**508** (**permalink**) Aug 23, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Partizan

ја нэмogu бэz јарана vинa жэna и кaфaнa

if u translate il give u a cookie

i can't live without zharan wine, my wife, and a kafan.
i want my fucking cookie!

Euro Dollar · #**509** (**permalink**) Aug 23, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by junglequeen

why do your sheets reek when you fuck someone but not when you fuck yourself?

may be you should stop fucking people that reek :)
my sheets never smell, even after...

junglequeen · #**510** (**permalink**) Aug 24, 04

just cuz you dont understand my randomness doesnt mean its not random - dumb ass!

Why is long blond hair hotter than every other type of hair?

{dC!} · #**511** (**permalink**) Aug 24, 04

Cuz long blonde hair is a yellowish colour?

junglequeen · #**512** (**permalink**) Aug 24, 04

do you ever find yourself looking at someones crotch when your on the bus?

{dC!} · #**513** (**permalink**) Aug 24, 04

I find myself stairing at a girls chest instead of her eyes ...

junglequeen · #**514** (**permalink**) Aug 24, 04

how does one peel their eyes?

{dC!} · #**515** (**permalink**) Aug 24, 04

Or peel their legs?

junglequeen · #**516** (**permalink**) Aug 24, 04

what if all of your clocks are wrong?

{dC!} · #**517** (**permalink**) Aug 24, 04

Id never leave my house ...

junglequeen · #**518** (**permalink**) Aug 24, 04

they have edible undrepants but not edible bras...wtf?

{dC!} · #**519** (**permalink**) Aug 24, 04

They should definitly make edible bra's ...

Hot.

magic_hands · #**520** (**permalink**) Aug 24, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by junglequeen

just cuz you dont understand my randomness doesnt mean its not random - dumb ass!

Why is long blond hair hotter than every other type of hair?

it's not... red hair is the hawtest.. red... and blue..

magic_hands · #**521** (**permalink**) Aug 24, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by {dC!}

They should definitly make edible bra's ...

Hot.

agreed mang

trance4life · #**522** (**permalink**) Aug 24, 04

are you telling me i could be dating this hair with you under it?

Partizan · #**523** (**permalink**) Aug 24, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by €uro Dollar

i can't live without zharan wine, my wife, and a kafan.
i want my fucking cookie!

haha

nice

its acutally .. when translated into "modern" english

cant live without my home boys, bitches, booze n clubs

Juicyka · #**524** (**permalink**) Aug 24, 04

i wish i was rich.

Partizan · #**525** (**permalink**) Aug 24, 04

o zone on much music?

i didnt know cheese can swim across the atlantic...