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One day I pissed off my mom and she threw me out the kitchen window. When i got up to lip her off she threw two potatoes at my head and gave me two black eyes. My dad comes in to see all the rukkus and see's me outside crying. He walks to the freezer pulls out a steak and throws it to me. "He says put that one you eye it'll stop the swelling. Oh and hurry up. You can make dinner. Steak and potatoes."
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