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Old Aug 20, 04
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ahhmmm....

Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?




Because he ate 9 year old "weiners"....BAHAHAHAHA


ahhh MJ...the bench mark of my insanity
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haha thats pretty good, disturbing..but funny...lollls
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ahhmmm....

Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?




Because he ate 9 year old "weiners"....BAHAHAHAHA


ahhh MJ...the bench mark of my insanity
LAME!!!

i've heard better MJ jokes come from pre-schoolers...

plus you posted it in the wrong section.

you'll get it next time, champ!
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Old Aug 20, 04
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whatever...i'll post where i want to post...what r u gonna do, fire me?...bah
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Old Aug 20, 04
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lol funny joke - pitty the newb didnt get a laff out of it, take that eye ball out ur ass pal.. ggz.. uninstall..
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a killer whale?

One is black and white and encourages kids to touch his blowhole, the other is a whale.
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thats funny shit HAHAHA.
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thats a good one...lol
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Old Aug 20, 04
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Knock knock?
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Old Aug 20, 04
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Knock knock?
um, who teh hell's there?
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Old Aug 20, 04
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Little Boy Blue
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Old Aug 20, 04
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how do you make a baby cry twice?

wipe your bloody dick on its teddy bear.
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the suspense is f_cking killing me!
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Little Boy Blue
little boy blue who?
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Old Aug 20, 04
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how do you make a baby cry twice?

wipe your bloody dick on its teddy bear.
Wow , im shocked.

Seriously , that one almost made me hurl.

Way to go marty.
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hehe
what did the FISH say when it ran into the concrete wall??
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Dam!
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Old Aug 20, 04
 
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im sorry but thats just yukky 2 da MAX....

*shudders*

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how do you make a baby cry twice?

wipe your bloody dick on its teddy bear.
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Old Aug 20, 04
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little boy blue michael jackson
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Old Aug 20, 04
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hey.. no worries

im all about making people hurl.. gives me a boner.
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Old Aug 20, 04
 
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is that a pic of you ^^?
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Old Aug 20, 04
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hahah
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im sorry but thats just yukky 2 da MAX....

*shudders*
i cant wait to have kids


lonely night at home.. straight to my kids room and bang them till they see the light.
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Old Aug 20, 04
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whats the diffrence between a pepporoni pizza,and a dead baby?
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.i dont jack off on my pizza before i eat it!


(an oldie but a goodie)
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ppcock is a glorious beacon of lightppcock is a glorious beacon of lightppcock is a glorious beacon of lightppcock is a glorious beacon of lightppcock is a glorious beacon of lightppcock is a glorious beacon of lightppcock is a glorious beacon of light
whats red, blue and black and screams?

a baby in a microwave.
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how many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
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ppcock is a glorious beacon of lightppcock is a glorious beacon of lightppcock is a glorious beacon of lightppcock is a glorious beacon of lightppcock is a glorious beacon of lightppcock is a glorious beacon of lightppcock is a glorious beacon of light
depends on how hard you throw them
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