Radio Conversation

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Radio Cometition

One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win an overseas holiday. Last week the competition went like this:
Presenter: Hey its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game ?
Shane: Yeah, sure.
Presenter: O.K., Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex?
Shane: Ha Ha, well, about 8 o`clock this morning.
Presenter: And how long did it go for Shane ?
Shane: Hmmmmm .... about 10 minutes.
Presenter: 10 minutes? Good one. And where did you do it?
Shane: Ohhhh , I can`t say that.
Presenter: There`s a holiday to Bali at stake here Shane !
Shane: O.K. ... O.K. ... On the kitchen table.
Presenter: (and others in the room - much laughter). Good one Shane, now is it O.K. for us to call your wife ?
Shane: Yeah, alright.
Presenter: Hi Kylie, how are you ?
Kylie: Hi. Good thanks.
Presenter: (Explains competition again) We`ve got Shane on the other line, say hello.
Kylie: Hi Shane.
Shane: Hi Kylie.
Presenter: Now Kylie, we`re going to ask you the same three questions we asked Shane and if you give the same answers, you win a trip for two to Bali.
Shane: Just tell the truth Honey.
Kylie: O.K.
Presenter: Kylie, when was the last time you had sex ?
Kylie: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can`t say that on radio.
Shane: Kylie, it doesn`t matter. I`ve already told them.
Kylie: O.K. ... About 8: 00 this morning before Shane went to work.
Presenter: Good, nice start ! Next question. How long did it go for Kylie ?
Kylie: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.
Co-Presenter: That`s close enough ... Shane was just being a gentleman.
Presenter: O.K. Kylie, final question. Where did you do it ?
Kylie: Oh no I can`t say that. My mum could be listening. No way, no.
Presenter: There`s a trip to Bali on the line here.
Shane: Kylie, I`ve already told them so it doesn`t matter anyway.. just tell em.
Kylie: Ohhhh .... alright .... Up the ass !