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Old Aug 25, 04
 
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!*~Fuck Soda Machines~*!
Man>> i just went on my only fucking break before lunch... tried to get myself some more caffiene so i can make it through this bullshit that is my job today...and i got the biggest JIP EVER!

my soda pops out, im all stoked on it... go to pick it up and DUDE.... its hella LIGHT! wana kno why?

CUZ IT WAS FUCKIN EMPTY!?!

who ever heard of a closed soda can bein empty... wheres my 70 cents back damnit...? WERD... fuck the people who work at the factory and laugh everytime they slip in an empty one.... and u'd think they could at least make it ALL THE WAY empty... but NO... there's like a quarter of a sip still in there.. i can fukin believe this...
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Old Aug 25, 04
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it was me. i snuck into your building, opened the pop machine, drank most of one can, sealed it back up with my handy travelling welding kit and then carefully placed it back in the machine.
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Old Aug 25, 04
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what was it? i mean what type of soda
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Old Aug 25, 04
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wtf, that is so weird, i have never even heard of that happening ever meh, maybe there is a little hole sumwhere in the can, who knows.
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Old Aug 25, 04
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it's happened to a couple of friends of mine. simple fact of the machine fucking up in the assembly line and not filling up the can.
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Old Aug 25, 04
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what was it? i mean what type of soda
u fuckin avatar made me laugh so hard, thats great lol hahaha
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Old Aug 25, 04
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HA! Americans say "soda".
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Old Aug 25, 04
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HA! Americans say "soda".

haha woah you beat me to it!
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Old Aug 25, 04
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0.70 cents for a soda?

no wonder americans a re so fat.... no offense.

keep the can and write a letter to the soda company... demand compensation for your loss!...make noize!
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Old Aug 25, 04
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HA! Americans say "soda".
apparently americans also say hella, stoked, mad and werd in every sentence.
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Old Aug 25, 04
 
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hey now... why ya'll always gotta talk shit bout the americans... i mean damn.. its not like u dont say WERD, and MOS DEF, and MAD, and HELLA.. s'just a diff in culture... and how much does a soda cost for you?..hmm... 70 cents is pretty fuckin cheap...

and there's no hole in the can ...i already checkd that shiz... its mad crazy that it only has a drop of soda in it... im mos def going to save it.. maybe i SHOULD send it to em.. wonder what they'd give me.. what do u think? one more can of soda? that would be more trouble than its worth...
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Old Aug 25, 04
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Hmm... The $.50 pop machine at work sometimes gives us two cans for the price of one.

Safeway kicks 4$$03RZZ!
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Old Aug 25, 04
 
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whoa dude... that'd be hellza tight! fo sho.
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Old Aug 25, 04
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The pop machine at my work is $1.85/bottle
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Old Aug 25, 04
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Thatz fucking bullshit ...

An empty pop can :

How is this possible?
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Old Aug 25, 04
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whoa dude... that'd be hellza tight! fo sho.
i hope ur talking like that on purpose..:s
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Old Aug 25, 04
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I posted previously today about violence against electronics...

in this case... KICK THE MOTHERFUCKER IN!
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Old Aug 25, 04
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which brand of pop?
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Old Aug 25, 04
 
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yeah dude... i hella read that post earlier... and i concur, i should just kick the mad shiz outta that soda machine.... oh yeah and i forgot to put that up... the brand is...


duh.....



duh..........

daaaaaa..........

diet Sprite~

lame fukin drink too....wouldn't've even picked that if there was n e thing else! last one left....fukin bullshit....
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Old Aug 25, 04
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i bet the pop machine guy did it as a jk
no way u can load pop into the machine
w/o noticing 1 can is abnormally lite

or maybe sprite took the word "diet" too seriously
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Old Aug 25, 04
 
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^^hahaha... that was a good one brotha~! i bet they did... they were like..

damn those fat fukin people, they dont need ta be drinkin all that shiz! were gonna TRICK em and not put n e thing in it!

funny fukin joke... its kinda cool tho...havin a closed empty can of soda...like remember when u were young and kids would halfway open it, jus so it didnt look open and then drink it and try to give it to you or somethin... reminds me of that shit... haha....
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Old Aug 25, 04
 
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dude... how am i supposed to have a soda now? there's no more diet sprite cuz since everything else was gone everyone in da office mobbed over and grabbed it all up... no soda for me *sniffle*
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Old Aug 25, 04
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wheres my 70 cents back damnit...? WERD...
Too bad its like $1.25 for a can of pop most of the time in places here... AND we have the bottling depots, so you'd think it would be cheaper.

Cry me a raver river.

Go look for some empties (starting with the one you have) and return em all and get your 70cents back. Try again.
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Old Aug 25, 04
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^^ lol so true hahah
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Old Aug 25, 04
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That sucks... but really not that bad.

Worse would be a empty bottle of beer... it's happened before.
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