that Santa guy...

high-dee · #1 (**permalink**) Dec 06, 01

Sure is great!

I mean, he spends all of his time making us presents, and getting everything ready for Christmas.

He travels around the world to every kid in one night! How does he do that? AND he does all the malls, and parades...that guys a genious, I tell you! Pure genious!

Plus he knows exactly who has been good or bad, (and let me tell you, a lot of you F&Ker's are going to get coal in your stockings! *coughmisterpeenuttsnyxcough*.

I hope Santa finds me at my sister's hosue this year, cuz I won't be home...I'll go to the mall and tell him...

KrAzYRiCeBoY · #2 (**permalink**) Dec 06, 01

Blah...Christas is just not like it used to be growing up...*sigh* :(

SoniK · #3 (**permalink**) Dec 06, 01

if ya stay a candy kid forever santa will treat you like you're ten.

- SoniK

walkin · #4 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 01

i miss believing in him....hmmmm those were the days

i can't wait til i have kids, then i can fool them into thinking there is a santa! hehe it'll be great!

high-dee · #5 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 01

Quote:

Originally posted by wALkiN
i miss believing in him....hmmmm those were the days

i can't wait til i have kids, then i can fool them into thinking there is a santa! hehe it'll be great!

What?

There is no Santa?

*lip quivers, tear forms at left eye*

Please tell me it isn't so!

walkin · #6 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 01

Quote:

Originally posted by high-dee

What?

There is no Santa?

*lip quivers, tear forms at left eye*

Please tell me it isn't so!

there is a santa! if u believe in him, he exists....in your mind"

haha :248: <---- see! there he is!! (well it's the closest smilie i could find kay?) :153:

BLiNK · #7 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 01

Well....My opinion on Mr. DIRT Claus is, that the man is quite...*what's the word?* crusty! *yes, thats right! I said CRUSTY!* (gross,yucky,icky,petifile,etc. You catch my drift)

I mean just think about it! There is some man in every mall, around christmas time (or hanika,or what ever puts your ocean in motion) and he sits there, for hours at a time, and he gets little cherribs to sit on his knee, and tell him what they want this year.
But before all that, he asks "so what do yoooooou want for christmas LiTtLe Giiiiiirrrrrrrrrl????" and you sit and smile at this man (in a costume) with big wide eyes and all the while he is just bein' diiirrrrrrtttttyyyyy.....well atleast the one in Riichmond Center...Yeah, I got my picture done w/ my friend Sally, and he asked us what we wanted, while he rubbed the side of my torso! and and aaaaand well It wasn't a friendly nice rub either! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! I cant think about this, anyways my point is -THINK- next time you decide to go and sit on an old man's knee!

high-dee · #8 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 01

*bursts into tears as her whole belief structure is ruined*

cookie · #9 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 01

santa is the greatest person in the whole wide world .

he is smart because he uses elf labour which is a lot cheaper therefor it means more presents for little boys and girls like you and me .

cookie · #10 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 01

Quote:

Originally posted by high-dee
*bursts into tears as her whole belief structure is ruined*

do not listen to these people . they are mad because they get coal in their stockings .

Pegasus · #11 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 01

Quote:

Originally posted by jade
"that santa guy" is a creation from coca cola.

kinda... its the image of what people think of when they think "santa" ... :310: did that make sense?

whoa geez! its 630 in the morning,... i think ive been sleepwalking again.

dang.

Pegasus · #12 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 01

Quote:

Originally posted by wAlkiN
i can't wait til i have kids, then i can fool them into thinking there is a santa! hehe it'll be great!

ohh... me too... i'm gonna have so much fun wit that... :)

frogprincess · #13 (**permalink**) Dec 08, 01

Quote:

Originally posted by high-dee

What?

There is no Santa?

*lip quivers, tear forms at left eye*

Please tell me it isn't so!

it isn't so.

frogprincess · #14 (**permalink**) Dec 08, 01

Quote:

Originally posted by cookie

do not listen to these people . they are mad because they get coal in their stockings .

stupid people.

phatisphat · #15 (**permalink**) Dec 08, 01

Santa = Satan= bad

Reasons:

1.Spelling is way TOO close, move an 'N' here, move a 'T' there, bingo=ITS Satan
2.They both wear red!
3.They both like little kids
4.They grant you wishes
5.They always want you to sit on their lap.
6.They are both really old...

Hehehe

PhatisPhat :035:

Bitchin · #16 (**permalink**) Dec 08, 01

heeheehee, that was cute...

KrAzYRiCeBoY · #17 (**permalink**) Dec 08, 01

Quote:

Originally posted by phatisphat
Santa = Satan= bad

Reasons:

1.Spelling is way TOO close, move an 'N' here, move a 'T' there, bingo=ITS Satan
2.They both wear red!
3.They both like little kids
4.They grant you wishes
5.They always want you to sit on their lap.
6.They are both really old...

Hehehe

PhatisPhat :035:

*hehe* Never thought or looked at it that way...Interesting...:)

phatisphat · #18 (**permalink**) Dec 09, 01

Just stating the facts people!

I'm sorry to say, Santa is Satan

PhatisPhat :035:

BLiNK · #19 (**permalink**) Dec 10, 01

Quote:

Originally posted by frogprincess

stupid people.

hahah
I'm sorry guys! I didnt mean to *ruin* your whole *belief* Its just the mall santa claus's...Theyre the reeeeeeaaaaaaaaal wierdo's! :c-tard:

Rytalin · #20 (**permalink**) Dec 10, 01

Quote:

Originally posted by BLiNK
Well....My opinion on Mr. DIRT Claus is, that the man is quite...*what's the word?* crusty! *yes, thats right! I said CRUSTY!* (gross,yucky,icky,petifile,etc. You catch my drift)

I mean just think about it! There is some man in every mall, around christmas time (or hanika,or what ever puts your ocean in motion) and he sits there, for hours at a time, and he gets little cherribs to sit on his knee, and tell him what they want this year.
But before all that, he asks "so what do yoooooou want for christmas LiTtLe Giiiiiirrrrrrrrrl????" and you sit and smile at this man (in a costume) with big wide eyes and all the while he is just bein' diiirrrrrrtttttyyyyy.....well atleast the one in Riichmond Center...Yeah, I got my picture done w/ my friend Sally, and he asked us what we wanted, while he rubbed the side of my torso! and and aaaaand well It wasn't a friendly nice rub either! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! I cant think about this, anyways my point is -THINK- next time you decide to go and sit on an old man's knee!

*sings*

Better not shout
better not cry
better not pout
I'm telling you why

Santa Claus is CUMMING tonite...

I think that's him in my signature.

Rytalin · #21 (**permalink**) Dec 10, 01

Quote:

Originally posted by phatisphat
Santa = Satan= bad

Reasons:

1.Spelling is way TOO close, move an 'N' here, move a 'T' there, bingo=ITS Satan
2.They both wear red!
3.They both like little kids
4.They grant you wishes
5.They always want you to sit on their lap.
6.They are both really old...

Hehehe

PhatisPhat :035:

7. They both give you stuff and that makes you more materialistic.

BLiNK · #22 (**permalink**) Dec 10, 01

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! !!hahahahha that was hillarius!
=^D
hehe *smirks*