fruit picking

~god~ · #1 (**permalink**) Aug 30, 04

Three men were lost in the forest and later captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest with the cannibals and get 10 pieces of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather some.

The first man came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."

The king then explained the second step of the trial to him. First, he had to shove the fruits up his ass without any expression on his face, or he would be eaten. The first apple went in, but when he tried the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed and went to heaven.

The second man arrived and showed the king that his ten fruits were berries. When the king explained the trial to the second man, he secretly thought to it would be easy to shove the berries up his ass. On the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, so he was also was killed and went to heaven.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!"

The second one replied, "I know, but I couldn't help it. I was doin' just great when all of a sudden the third guy showed up with all those watermelons!"

.funktr0n · #2 (**permalink**) Aug 30, 04

you're gay, so are your jokes.

Oscar Da Grouc · #3 (**permalink**) Aug 30, 04

old, heard it, but a not with cannibals..

{dC!} · #4 (**permalink**) Aug 30, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by .funktr0n

you're gay, so are your jokes.

Hey listen here you q u e e r raver ...

Ya thatz all.

~god~ · #5 (**permalink**) Aug 30, 04

i found this funny.

{dC!} · #6 (**permalink**) Aug 30, 04

Oh gawd Sean has 4 000 posts ...

~god~ · #7 (**permalink**) Aug 30, 04

oh wow!
i just realized!

wikkid!

{dC!} · #8 (**permalink**) Aug 30, 04

Please refrain from being such a post whore Sean.

~god~ · #9 (**permalink**) Aug 30, 04

lesson #4: you don't need to beg people to refrain from shit.

ur phrase could've worked if you said "stop being a postwhore motherfucker."

{dC!} · #10 (**permalink**) Aug 30, 04

Give me your spry old granny you fucking fuck :)

~god~ · #11 (**permalink**) Aug 30, 04

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Originally Posted by {dC!}

Give me your spry old granny you fucking fuck :)

pay me.
she ain't free sucka!

$45 gets you entry to some seriouse loose shit!

{dC!} · #12 (**permalink**) Aug 30, 04

Can she go all night ... ?

~god~ · #13 (**permalink**) Aug 30, 04

she goes on faster and longer than that energizer bunny.

she'll make your grand grannies twinkle in their graves.

{dC!} · #14 (**permalink**) Aug 30, 04

Oh wow ...

This soundz like a deal for the price im paying.

~god~ · #15 (**permalink**) Aug 30, 04

no shit
now pay the fuck up!

{dC!} · #16 (**permalink**) Aug 30, 04

Do you accept pay-pal ... ?

~god~ · #17 (**permalink**) Aug 30, 04

sure.
i also accept credit card.
pm me ur digits.

{dC!} · #18 (**permalink**) Aug 30, 04

I dont know about that one Sean ...

Soundz kind of sketchy to me.