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Old Dec 08, 01
JUNGALITHP MAATHIV
 
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Killing someone with a jelly bean

How would you do it?

You can use more than one jelly bean, but not too many....


be creative.

:D
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Old Dec 08, 01
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i'd make them eat so much they'd poo jellybeans and i could sell the feces beans for money and live like a queen.. then i'd ram them full of jelly beans and sell them to newbie cannibals that arent used to the taste of raw flesh yet and are in need of something a lil sweeter...

as luke said, "a whole new meaning to the word candykid"

rarrr :)
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Old Dec 08, 01
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push real hard... hehe :)
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Old Dec 08, 01
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???...i dunno..i don't like jellybeans..(there's a bag of jellybeans in front of me rite now..*ugh*)..

but i'd probably just chuck jellybeans at the person until my wondrous aiming finally showed cuz i'd have scored into their mouth and the jellybean would've been stuck in person's throat...then person would start to choke and die..and yes..i would not stop throwing the jellybeans at them..pretty stupid huh?..well..i'm tired..

LUKE..how would U do it ??
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Old Dec 08, 01
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I'd take some alchemy into effect, I'd break down the chemical structure of the jelly bean and turn it into a potent strain of LSD, so much so that the person would begin to hallucinate and have thoughts of grandeur floating through their heads. This would lead to them developing a god complex and they would begin to run around preaching their beliefs to everyone, they would then begin campaigning sex shops on how they're a den of sin, until one irrate worker could'nt take it anymore and would bludgen them to death with a multifunction oscillating vibrator.

cubed
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Old Dec 08, 01
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Push my thumb through their eye until it kills them... with a jellybean attached to the end of it...
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Old Dec 08, 01
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I would shove them up the persons nose..

then down their throat [but you ahve to put more in their throat.. because jelly beans are sugar which will dissolve eventually] and then i'dkeep putting more jellybeans into their mouth while standing on their stomach.. then i'd jump on their ribs....and take a gold club.. to shove even more jelly beans down their throat...
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Old Dec 09, 01
JUNGALITHP MAATHIV
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
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hmm...
I would probably just flick jelly beans at the person really hard, and aim for the throat.

If I hit them in the right way, one jellybean will crush their windpipe really nicely.
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Old Dec 09, 01
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I'd cut them a line of jellybeans and make then rail it!

hahahaha
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Old Dec 09, 01
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mister-peenutt has a little shameless behaviour in the past
i'd melt them up.
then inject it into them

:Peenutt:
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Old Dec 09, 01
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C-Tard...

I had the same idea as you... STUFF THEM UP THE NOSE! Two on each side, then cover their mouth with your hands and suffocate them... :Kam:

Is that good enough Rytalin?
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