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Old Apr 21, 01
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Okay this one's kinda corny but kinda made me laugh a lil' bit...

A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for.

The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair.

Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up.

Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side.

The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright.

This went on all morning.

Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?"

"It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart."

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Old Apr 21, 01
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Hehehe

Cute...:029:
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Old Apr 21, 01
Splat Records
 
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haha so true so true
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Old Apr 21, 01
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haha...so thats wut they are doing when they tilt liek that~:026:
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Old Apr 22, 01
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Hahahaha thats sooo funny! my grandma's in a nursing home and i could totally see her sayin that!
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Old Apr 23, 01
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LMAO to that one...*kiMMie holds her tummy laughing* :026:
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Old Apr 23, 01
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hhahahha......
that is soo true.....and yet it's funny ahahahha
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Old Apr 24, 01
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hehe! old ppl are sooo funny!
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