"this is a message for Osama Bin Ladin, I'm comin ta getcha, and unlike those frustratin' Where's Waldo books, I'm gonna getchya. Maybe not today, and maybe not tomorrah, but MAYBE tomorrah!"
"However.. there are certain liberal agitators out there, who would like you to believe my administration isn't doing such a good job. Of course these are people such as Howard Stern... Richard Clarke... and the news."