adventures in taxicabs!

bob · #1 (**permalink**) Dec 11, 01

i swear they could make a movies SOLELY on shit that goes on in taxi's... i've had like 31958342876 fucked up things happen in cabs in the past few years...

like today was a good one...
dude was like "do u mind if i stop for gas, i don't wanna have to come back since this is my last pick up", so we go get gas... and there's a mcdonald's beside the gas station... so he gets back in the car and he's like "u hungry?", i just ate, but then he was like "come on i'll buy u a burger..." so yea ok i went to mcdick's with this mofo and he bought me a crispy chicken meal... he was like "do u mind if we eat inside?" ... sure what the hell, i got nothin' better to do... so we're eating, talking about our shitty days at work, and ra ra ra... we get back in the cab and drive off... he drops me off at my place, i pull out some cash and he's like "fuck it man, i live 2 doors down..." and he drives into his driveway and runs into his house probably to ram his arranged marriage wife HARD IN THE ASS...

i got so many stories that are strangely true...

u guys?

Pegasus · #2 (**permalink**) Dec 12, 01

thats hilarious!!

**kiMMie** · #3 (**permalink**) Dec 12, 01

LOL

That was worth reading... :160:

phatisphat · #4 (**permalink**) Dec 12, 01

that fawking cool...

PhatisPhat :035:

zarlon · #5 (**permalink**) Dec 12, 01

lol That's classic.

bob · #6 (**permalink**) Dec 12, 01

dammit i wanna hear other stories! so i can make a movie or something!

like my adventure to snyx's house with my cab driver pumpin' out busta rhymes and cracked out ragga-muffin j00ngle

dragon boi · #7 (**permalink**) Dec 12, 01

ok i was in tiawanna mexico... we decide to take a cab further into the city....took like 15mins it came to about 30 dollars amarican...the thing is that we had noticed that we where seeing things twice, but no body had said ne thing...at the end of the day we decided to walk back.....all we had to do was cross a bridge and we where back to the car....so the moral of this story is dont let cab drivers talk u into taking there cab cause they say that its a long walk...

starsprite · #8 (**permalink**) Dec 12, 01

Aaahhhhh, my last cab experience was a bad one! It was on the weekend.... :Power-P:

I went to my work x-mas dinner and got totally drunk so they called a cab 4 me to take home and my friend andrea and her bf came in the same one with me...they had drank a lot more than me!! So they started asking the driver(who they called cabby) if anyone had ever had sex in a cab b4..he's like No!! and then Andrea was like hmmm maybe we should change that and then they started going at it rite in the cab!!! I was sitting beside them and luckily just as she was going down his pants the guy came to their street! He was just a bit annoyed by them...hehe it was kinda funny but I felt totally uncomfortable!! :p