Dear Abbey/Worried About My Reputation

[Senior]

Dear Abby:


I am a crack dealer in Nanaimo, BC who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Youbou and one of my sisters,
who lives in Sooke is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have
recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are
financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in
Vancouver. I have two brothers; one is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three
children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who
lives in Port Alberni. She is a part time working girl. All things
considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to
bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and
honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin Gene, who is a Gordon
Campbell supporter?


Signed,


Worried About My Reputation

[jomama]

hahaha, what in the world, i likes

[mapleleaf4ever]

He should be worried about the fact he lives in Nanaimo too!

[Senior]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

He should be worried about the fact he lives in Nanaimo too!

SNAP!