It was christmas morning, and i was about 6 or 7. I woke earlier than usual because i heard a bussling from the living room. I got excited so i figured i'd go see what's the dill. Under the tree I saw my mom and dad touching MY presents that SANTA got for ME. I could see the tag, it had my name on it. It had Santa's name on it... So i snuck around behind my parents and jumped the looting thieves. Tinsel and pine needles flew EVERYWHERE. It was then that they told me it was all a charade. A mean prank induced to trick the minds and misguide the trust of children all over the world!!!!
I'm kidding. I talking over beer with some friends and someone said something like 'Yeah, that's as real as santa' and i was like 'wtf do you mean??'... we were talking about the easter bunny or something. and yeah. that wasn't all too long ago either =/
Last edited by Mr Ektion; Nov 30, 04 at 01:10 PM.
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