I've learned.....

[_RoseBud_]

Hey peepz I came across this in muh email
and I thought it was funnie so here you go :035:




As i mature.............

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to detroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm
for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself with others,
They are more skrewed up then you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you've finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy
a relationship is at first, the passion fades,
and there had better be lots of money to take it's place.

I've leaned that 99% of the time when things arn't working in your house,
one of the kids did it.

I've leaned that people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.

Tell this to a few friends, trust me they'll appreciate it.
Who knows maybe somehting good will happen...
If not...... tough shit

[penguinabc123]

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope the panic and give in.[/center]

pricless, im doing it right now actually, mua haha!

[_RoseBud_]

LOL BEAUTIFUL !!!
Hope it works dude O.o
I'm wishin ya luck !

[wikid]

LOL thats great, fuckin hilarious!!!!

that pic of the cat is warped too! thats a very cool pic!

[_RoseBud_]

AWWWW

ty honey :kimmie:

[Sniper]

too funny......and yet so much of it is true