Some funny Stuff....

[_RoseBud_]

I was just browsing round an I found
some pretty Kool sayin's
check it out O.O

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the
wrong conclusion with confidence. :389:
Murphy's First Law of Technology

Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he will believe you. Tell him a park bench has wet paint on it and he will have to touch it to be certain.

Computers are useless-- they can only give you answers. :035:

If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
Pablo Picasso

With me, it's just a genetic dissatisfaction with everything.
Woody Allen

Only a fool would make the bed every day. <-----One of my fav's
Nancy Spain

For the sake of making a living, men forget to live.
Margaret Fuller

HOW TO BEHAVE IN AN ELEVATOR
1. Face forward.
2. Fold hands in front.
3. Do not make eye contact.
4. Watch the numbers.
5. Don't talk to anyone you don't know.
6. Stop talking with anyone you do know when anyone you don't know enters the elevator.
7. Avoid brushing bodies. :sheepfuck

A cardinal rule of politics
never get caught in bed with a live man or a dead woman.
J. R. Ewing

RULE A: Don't.
RULE A1: Rule A does not exist.
RULE A2: Do not discuss the existence or non
existence of Rules A, A1 or A2.
R. D. Laing

Rule #1: Don't sweat the small stuff.
Rule #2: It's all small stuff.
Dr. Michael Mantell

"Half of what we have taught you is wrong...we just don't know which half."
President of Harvard Medical School to the graduating class.

We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules.
Alan Bennett Lex2



AND MY OWN SAYING IS :

LICK MY LEFT NUT ......
AND SMELL THE RIGHT ONE WHILE YOUR AT IT !!!!!
RoseBud..........:387: