9 Things I Hate About Everyone

[Miss T]

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

[BrownThug]

AHAHAHAHHAHA thats fuckign awesome hahah

[{dC!}]

Hilarious.

[Partizan]

hahah that was funny ... back in '99

still get a lil kick out of it today

[TipSy]

hahhaha i love the first one

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

[LeeBrat]

haha, thats halarious.....lmao... its so true too

[~god~]

adam Sandler.

so old. yet so funny! :)

[Ree Fresh]

Awsome Ter!

One we learnd in my special ed course:

when speaking to a blind person and you ask "do you see what im saying?"

[~god~]

^that also works if you're talking to a deaf person! ;)

[mapleleaf4ever]

I see said the Blind Man as he was peeing into the Wind, it's all coming back to me now!

[brokencrayon]

haha I think I posted this a while back too. definately hilarious.

[~god~]

^i did too.
a loong time ago though.

i bet it was before yours FOOL!

[cheeseburger]

i'm too lazy to read what u wrote, but ur avatar is really special

[Miss T]

Originally Posted by Kenny Grant

i'm too lazy to read what u wrote, but ur avatar is really special

thank you! couldn't have done it without you. :punch:

[cheeseburger]

that timmy hoe kangaroo note never worked

[Miss T]

Originally Posted by Kenny Grant

that timmy hoe kangaroo note never worked

that sucks! we'll have to try again sometime soon. but only if i can borrow the aviators again!

[Mo...]

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?


hahah true that!