You should totally get some waffles tattooed all over your ass. This way you can ask people if they wanna eat some waffles, and if they say "Yes", you can drop your pants and yell "EAT MY ASS MOTHER-FU**ER!!!"
It works as a great pick-up line too.
My bro just got his tatty extended yesterday. He had his name written in tribal accross his bicep. He added some thorns and other tribal stuff below and above it, crawling up his arm. I haven't seen it yet but when I do, I'm gonna flick his arm to piss him off. Flicking a fresh tattoo is funny for everyone, except the dude you're flicking. Hey Thorny, can I flick your waffles, I'll try not to run away scared this time, I have a tendency to do that sometimes :)
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