The Vancouver Police

mapleleaf4ever · #1 (**permalink**) Nov 21, 04

Just when I was starting to lose hope in the War against Auto Theft, last Night came a ray of Sunshine. Scarface busted a Car Thief downtown scoping out his Car... the dude left his Car and moved up the Street to some Black Civic and broke in. Scarface called the Cops and in like 2 minutes there were 2 VPD units there. I came out of the Drink and saw them shoving that piece of Scum into the Paddy Wagon. Scarface 1, Car Thieves 0.... It's one of those things that makes you smile.

Mr.Wrong · #2 (**permalink**) Nov 21, 04

wheres the street justice?

BAL1STOPHER · #3 (**permalink**) Nov 21, 04

i dont call the police.....*shines his louievill slugga*

G-Style · #4 (**permalink**) Nov 21, 04

I caught a car thief breaking into my dads truck one day in my youth. Lets just say when the police arrived he had fallen down a few times.....I think he might have hit his head on the curb a ew times or somthing....silly kid....STEAL FROM ME!

BAL1STOPHER · #5 (**permalink**) Nov 21, 04

see I dont see the point in calling the bacon patrol...just leave the scum where it lies after a good old take the law into your own hads kinda beating

electron · #6 (**permalink**) Nov 21, 04

Well unless you are going to seriously lay the boots to him ala edward norton in american history x ...the idea is to screw him up as much as possible, and I am sure he would take a beating over serving time any day....... it'd be like letting him off easy... if we ya call the po po..agree?

neoh · #7 (**permalink**) Nov 21, 04

vigilantism makes you feel much better.

Clayton. · #8 (**permalink**) Nov 21, 04

I like how after his car got broken into Lawrence glued razor blades under his deck and stuff so the next thief would get cut good.

Sniper · #9 (**permalink**) Nov 21, 04

I agree that you should just ruff em up and leave em......I mean what are they gonna do call the cops on YOU..........you can call it self defence or something and tell the cops he was trying to break into your car

CodaDrummer · #10 (**permalink**) Nov 21, 04

Use the same tool that they used to get into your car to severly beat him.

clevich · #11 (**permalink**) Nov 21, 04

wait wait wait.... so the characters of this story consist of, 1. scarface , 2. thug, and 3. the pooolice. ???? wheres the ladies at when the guns break out and cars exlopde?! and what about Bruce Willis bustin out some die hard shit. This short story sucks. :(