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Old Nov 29, 04
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Why I dislike Americans.

I work as a point of contact for an American inside wiring vendor (for people who's phones arent working, etc.)

And I receive tickets back if a job goes unresolved.

Here's a ticket I received today (and quoted by the technician) from a job a tech did in New Jersey:

"arrived on site spoke with daughter who appeared to have a mental ilness, I explained to her that I could install another jack, but she had to consult her mother. All of a sudden she appeared with an axe in her hand, I asked her what it was for: she said men make her nervous. At that point I told her I had to leave for my own saftey."

Americans.

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Old Nov 29, 04
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Wow... another reason I wouldn't want to be a Technician in the States. At least it was an Axe and not some random Firearm.
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Old Nov 29, 04
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Neoh are you going to be at tribeca on thursday? maybe I could get my earring then thanks. PS. how are you?
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Old Nov 29, 04
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Quote:
Originally Posted by neoh
I work as a point of contact for an American inside wiring vendor (for people who's phones arent working, etc.)

And I receive tickets back if a job goes unresolved.

Here's a ticket I received today (and quoted by the technician) from a job a tech did in New Jersey:

"arrived on site spoke with daughter who appeared to have a mental ilness, I explained to her that I could install another jack, but she had to consult her mother. All of a sudden she appeared with an axe in her hand, I asked her what it was for: she said men make her nervous. At that point I told her I had to leave for my own saftey."

Americans.
That coulda been messy. She probably thought he wanted to install a jack into her.
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Old Nov 29, 04
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no dice, lost the license. It's going to be hard for me to get out there, but I have it safe and sound, I should be at ponchos wednesday, so if I see someone (bevan, nunda, etc..) i'll give it to them.

no worries.
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Old Nov 29, 04
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Thats Not Very Nice...
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Old Dec 01, 04
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no dice, lost the license. It's going to be hard for me to get out there, but I have it safe and sound, I should be at ponchos wednesday, so if I see someone (bevan, nunda, etc..) i'll give it to them.

no worries.
I will be there! YAY!
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Old Dec 01, 04
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ok then :|
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Old Dec 01, 04
 
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dude, sounds like fuckin NEW JERSEY out in the STIX somewhere's with abuncha crazed hicks.. i mean fo christ sakes they barely leave their farms... u'd expect em ta be a little off their gords..
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Old Dec 01, 04
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I been to New Jersey, my aunt lives there and the people there are so nice. They are all lucky to have a firearm for their safety. I can't beleive the girl pulled out an axe, I would of grabbed the 9mm. People are only dangerous if they think they are in danger. Maybe the technician was some sketchy guy and she didn't trust him, I don't blame her for trying to be safe.
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Old Dec 01, 04
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dude, sounds like fuckin NEW JERSEY out in the STIX somewhere's with abuncha crazed hicks.. i mean fo christ sakes they barely leave their farms... u'd expect em ta be a little off their gords..
I at least thought that Americans would have SOME common knowledge about their own country.

Guess I was wrong.
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Old Dec 01, 04
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I been to New Jersey, my aunt lives there and the people there are so nice. They are all lucky to have a firearm for their safety. I can't beleive the girl pulled out an axe, I would of grabbed the 9mm. People are only dangerous if they think they are in danger. Maybe the technician was some sketchy guy and she didn't trust him, I don't blame her for trying to be safe.
are you on fucking drugs.

no.. you must, I swear, every post you do on this board is stupid.

I've worked with new jersey/new york for well over a year, they are the worst people on the fucking planet as far as manners, morals and "being nice." I always have to double check things if someone in NJ/NY claimed to/done something because a good percentage of them are liars and cheaters. In fact, we have a policy not to give credit to people in NY because 90% of them time they are LYING. We have had dispatched techs go out to someone's home for a medical escalation and then the customer laughing in his face because they of course - don't need medical assistance.

"the people there are so nice."

I guess if you can sink to their level of retardation they too will bring you in.

"Maybe the technician was some sketchy guy and she didn't trust him, I don't blame her for trying to be safe?"

WHO GOES AND BRINGS AN AXE OUT WHEN A TECH WHO IS DOING HIS JOB IS TRYING TO INSTALL A JACK? ... seriously.
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Old Dec 01, 04
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Two_Six
I been to New Jersey, my aunt lives there and the people there are so nice. They are all lucky to have a firearm for their safety. I can't beleive the girl pulled out an axe, I would of grabbed the 9mm. People are only dangerous if they think they are in danger. Maybe the technician was some sketchy guy and she didn't trust him, I don't blame her for trying to be safe.
You sir, merit an 11/10 on my "How big of a fucking moron is Two_Six" scale.

In closing: hold your breath and die.
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Old Dec 01, 04
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You must spread some Karma around before giving it to maple blondie again.
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I at least thought that Americans would have SOME common knowledge about their own country.

Guess I was wrong.
dude, like im sure you know obscure facts about somewhere in canada 3000 miles from where you live. IM SURE.
and dude, my dad's from new jersey, so obviously u dont even know what ur talking about at all.
PS- there's this one concept, im not sure if you'll get it because u havent seemed to be able to in the past... interesting lil idea really s'called SARCASM.
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Old Dec 01, 04
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dude, like im sure you know obscure facts about somewhere in canada 3000 miles from where you live. IM SURE.
and dude, my dad's from new jersey, so obviously u dont even know what ur talking about at all.
PS- there's this one concept, im not sure if you'll get it because u havent seemed to be able to in the past... interesting lil idea really s'called SARCASM.
sarcasm from an american is like a refrigerator to an eskimo, either way your retarded.
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Old Dec 01, 04
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Hey Neoh have I told how just how much I hate you you retarded Coke Head. Have you ever been to NJ/NY? Probably not, cause if people there saw you, they'd kick your ass and shot you, I would do the same, your a fucken moron who thinks he can diss and ofend everyone he want, how about you STFU before you get what's comming to you. I dunno about the rest of the people on FNK, but to me you're the biggest piece of shit that posts on here. People from New York and New Jersey are one of the nicest people I ever met, I been there so many times, they are amazing cities with awesome people. You haven't been there so do everyone a favor and shut up already. Oh, and tell you Lackie "maple blondie", she a retard oh I'm so offended now:

"You sir, merit an 11/10 on my "How big of a fucking moron is Two_Six" scale.

In closing: hold your breath and die."

I don't really care about your stupid scale, it means absolutly nothing to me. I think Neoh needs a friend to do Coke with and OD. Retards, you both don't know anything, whatever you here you beleive, how stupid can you be seriously. Plus I'm sure Americans don't give two shits about what you think of them either. I wanna see you diss an American to his/her face and see what happens. Stupid Ass Clowns! I really want you both to hate me, especially Neoh.
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Old Dec 01, 04
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bahahahahahahaha thats fucking crazy.
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Old Dec 01, 04
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Hey Neoh have I told how just how much I hate you you retarded Coke Head. Have you ever been to NJ/NY? Probably not, cause if people there saw you, they'd kick your ass and shot you, I would do the same, your a fucken moron who thinks he can diss and ofend everyone he want, how about you STFU before you get what's comming to you. I dunno about the rest of the people on FNK, but to me you're the biggest piece of shit that posts on here. People from New York and New Jersey are one of the nicest people I ever met, I been there so many times, they are amazing cities with awesome people. You haven't been there so do everyone a favor and shut up already. Oh, and tell you Lackie "maple blondie", she a retard oh I'm so offended now:

"You sir, merit an 11/10 on my "How big of a fucking moron is Two_Six" scale.

In closing: hold your breath and die."

I don't really care about your stupid scale, it means absolutly nothing to me. I think Neoh needs a friend to do Coke with and OD. Retards, you both don't know anything, whatever you here you beleive, how stupid can you be seriously. Plus I'm sure Americans don't give two shits about what you think of them either. I wanna see you diss an American to his/her face and see what happens. Stupid Ass Clowns! I really want you both to hate me, especially Neoh.
I don't hate retards, I just feel sorry for them.

enjoy the short bus :y:
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Old Dec 01, 04
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I don't hate retards, I just feel sorry for them.

enjoy the short bus :y:
Thats a classic...haha!
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Old Dec 01, 04
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ya I tought that was pretty funny myself hahaha
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Old Dec 01, 04
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I don't take shit seriously, it just pisses me of when retards who don't know their shit run their mouth. Ya, I got better things to do now, so peace.

Neoh have fun on the ambulance after your ass OD's

Peace
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Old Dec 01, 04
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I don't take shit seriously, it just pisses me of when retards who don't know their shit run their mouth. Ya, I got better things to do now, so peace.

Neoh have fun on the ambulance after your ass OD's

Peace
yeah, mister originality here. Come up with some new material.

excuse me, I'm gunna go do a fat line because my sorry crack ass needs it.
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Old Dec 01, 04
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I don't take shit seriously, it just pisses me of when retards who don't know their shit run their mouth. Ya, I got better things to do now, so peace.

Neoh have fun on the ambulance after your ass OD's

Peace
WOW JUST WOW!
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Old Dec 01, 04
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Have fun doing crack reject.

tct69 "WOW JUST WOW!" Maybe I'm being ti intense, but I'm sick and retard like Neoh are pissing me off. Man Neoh go to the States and see American for your self, they are really nice people, don't just listen to those Technicians, I'm sure there might of been one crazy person, but I'm sure most then aren't like that. Oh and I'm sure you'd fit in on the streets of East L.A. with all them other crack heads and whores.
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