Great citizens of kimaline

lola_phyne · #1 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 04

Pork are friends not food!
That is all.

mystique · #2 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 04

right.....pigs are for cuddles not ham sandwhiches

lola_phyne · #3 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 04

damn straight. Because if they were ment for sandwhiches they wouldn't be so cuddley. When are we gonna get started on our island. First mission: find boys.

trance4life · #4 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 04

oink!

mystique · #5 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 04

second mission...find monkeys

lola_phyne · #6 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 04

Third mission.. teach boys to be butlers and have cute monkey's as pets. Oswald and ...

Goodfellow · #7 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 04

top of the food chain mofos

lola_phyne · #8 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 04

You are?? So does that mean your too cute to eat?

Carrie · #9 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 04

mmmm bacon..

if God didn't want me to eat pork, he wouldn't have made bacon taste SO DAMN GOOD

mystique · #10 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 04

im naming my monkey after kyle....
oswald and willis

lola_phyne · #11 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 04

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Originally Posted by Carrie

mmmm bacon..

if God didn't want me to eat pork, he wouldn't have made bacon taste SO DAMN GOOD

I know. It's so damn hard to quit. I'm trying though. I cheated and ate bacon while talking to someone on msn, then a message pops up and says " You ate bacon didn't you? I can smell it all over your computer"

Dr. Doom · #12 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 04

Doom had 1.5 pounds of pork for lunch today, all piggies shall meet their fate in Doom's colon.

trance4life · #13 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 04

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Originally Posted by lola_phyne

I know. It's so damn hard to quit. I'm trying though. I cheated and ate bacon while talking to someone on msn, then a message pops up and says " You ate bacon didn't you? I can smell it all over your computer"

your quitting meat? or just pork

mystique · #14 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 04

im going to cook up miss piggy

Goodfellow · #15 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carrie

mmmm bacon..

if God didn't want me to eat pork, he wouldn't have made bacon taste SO DAMN GOOD

hahaha WORD

actually i wish i was in the position to hunt for all my meat, then it would be a lot more satisfying. it would be sweet if we all hunted for our meat, then all the animals could live normal lives instead of being tortured and kept captive. oh the things i would change if i ruled the world.

to all the veggies: i don't mind if you don't like to eat dead animals, and i'm not tryin to force my opinion or anything, but the food chain was created for a reason. do you guys get mad when you see animals killing inferior animals for food?

lola_phyne · #16 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 04

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Originally Posted by trance4life

your quitting meat? or just pork

Just pork.

mystique · #17 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 04

I got mad once when i saw a snake trying to swallow a poor little frog.....and the poor little frog was squeeling in terror....so I hit the snake with a stick and it let the frog go.......

I am a hero

Caroline....look at all the people who want to be citizens of kimaline

mapleleaf4ever · #18 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 04

Bacon forever! Breakfast just wouldn't be the same...

Sue Bitch · #19 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 04

today it was weird this guy at work was saying i look like a pig or so what i heard but really he was saying i look like pink. dame acents so hard to understand alot of people at my work.

are you guys becoming jewish or something cause i know they dont eat pork not even with a fork
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