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How to Spot a Raver
Ravers can perfectly understand and have amazing conversations with anyone under the age of 10. Ravers know where the best toy stores are. Ravers don't have their age calculated in months, but still wear and use pacifiers. Ravers always consider every place they go as a possible party location. Ravers HUG everyone. Ravers can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor. Ravers know the best place to meet kidz at parties: the bathroom. Ravers don't bother meeting their friends ahead of time, because their friends are already there Ravers give the best hugs and massages. Ravers have a one track mind... it goes: thump, thump, tweet, thump, thump, tweet. Ravers are constantly pointing out the trippy visuals in everyday life. Ravers never know the name of their favorite track, just the sounds it makes. Ravers know how to SMILE :o) Ravers always choose e on multiple choice questions when they're not sure of the answer. Ravers will say hi to people they don't know, yet they always see them. Ravers get over excited when someone offers them a blow pop. Ravers know the real meaning of the letters e and k. Ravers eat breakfast at 4pm. Ravers get an evil grin when they see a commercial for E: Entertainment Television. Ravers are happy when there's a recession because it means more empty warehouses. Ravers not only notice that household appliances like washing machines can generate funky beats, but also argue whether its pulse or trance. Ravers can live an entire week out of their book bag. Ravers have trouble naming five friends who are not pierced in some way. Ravers know that food, water, air, and Vicks are of equal importance. Ravers will pay $30 for an event that MIGHT happen, $20 for a pill that MIGHT be aspirin, but WILL NOT pay $3 for a god damn bottle of water! |
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ummmm, i agree with SMH. that sorta seems like whoevery wrote that has never even been to a party.
it should be titled what every person who has never gone to a rave assumes about those who go and have fun without them or sommin like that yeah i smoke drugs |