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You know your old school when..
ahh you know your old school when
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How do you know you're an old raver? You snicker when you hear someone say "PLUR".BAHAHAHAHA.
You finally realized that phat pants are heavy and unpractical.UNLESS THEY ARE GEEK BOUTIQUE MEN'S PANTS, IN WHICH CASE THEY RAWK BEYOND ALL REASON. You find out just how crooked promoters really are. IT HAPPENS MAN, THERES CROOKED PPL EVERYWHERE.. You blame candy kids for everything retarded in the scene.HAHA, CUZ ITS ALL THEIR FAULT RIGHT? You say "the scene" a lot. YEAH WELL WHAT THE HELL ELSE U GONNA CALL IT? You have pretended to be rolling at a party just to get a quick laugh out of your friends.ALWAYS PROVES TO BE QUITE FUNNY FOR A MOMENT. When you ARE on E, you do your best to act normal. You realize how cool Drum n' Bass is.YES YES IT IS. You find out that American DJ's are completely overrated.CEPT FOR SONNY CHIBA! You have close friends who don't give a fuck about raving.NEVER DID. You think that maybe YOU don't really give a fuck either.NO, NO I DO. The smell of Vicks makes you physically sick.*VOMIT* You can't help but laugh when someone tries to give you a "glow stick show".I LAUGH RIGHT IN THEIR FACE... If you want to actually "roll," you have to eat about four pills at once. GETS PRICEY PHO SHO. You can get those four pills for the same price that everyone else pays for one.HAHAHA. HA. You can't remember much in general.DOESN'T THAT = STONER? You wouldn't mind if that kid with the whistle accidentally swallowed it and died.I WOULD ALWAYS APPROVE OF THIS. You DESPISE Happy Hardcore.HELL MUTHA FUCKN YEAH. You DESPISE candy.CEPT ONE I GOT SAYS "KILL THE MC" You can determine where a raver is from just by the way they dance.HAHA, TRU. DAMN CLUB KIDS TRYINA GRIND AT A RAVE.. PLEASE. You find out that underground parties still happen quite frequently, despite what 98% of the raving populous thinks.WERD. You know who PRODUCED your favorite tracks, not just which DJ bought it and put it on a mix CD. WHO DOESNT? You understand electro and minimal techno now. I <3 MIN TEK. You hate rave ho's. OH YEAH. You could out-dance any boy band, any day, while smoking a cigarette. HELLA. You begin to notice how often big DJ's blow mixes. LOSERS... You think sweaty guys who run around the party shirtless should get thrown out. ALWAYS,, BECAUSE I HATE HATE HATE, GETTING RUBBED UP AGAINST BY SOME GROSS SWEATY SHIRTLESS MOTHERFUCKER.. GET AWAY FROM ME! You purposely wear way too much clothing to parties, because you know that dancing in a turtleneck sweater looks fucking ill.OKAY WELL TURTLENECKS DONT LOOK ILL, BUT SOMETIMES LAYERS DO PHO SHO. You say "ill" a lot.GANGSTA'S SAY ILL ALOT... PSCH. You know that raving is all about the music, but RAVERS are not. SORTA TRU. You find the jungle room much more appealing now. OF COURSE MAN. You can actually dance to jungle. HELLS YEAH. You know raving is mainstream as fuck. WHEN U SEE KIDS FROM THE BEE-WAA AT PARTIES, U KNO ITS GETTING BAD. Your sleeping, and eating habits are completely fucked up...SOMETIMES... You sit around with friends and tell old "rave disaster" stories.WELL ITS ONLY CUZ THERE'S lots! You are amazed that you are somehow still alive. EVERYONE SHOULD BE. PERIOD. |