Strange Elevator Happenings......

Cdn_Brdr · #1 (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

I just had the wierdest situation in the elevator to my building. My gf and I and one other lady get on the elevator on the 1st floor and hear this voice. We realize that the voice is coming from the emergency call box in the elevator.

This guy on the other end asks us if Amanda is there. Ummm, dude, you're talking to 3 people in an elevator in Port Moody. It was pretty funny.... he asks us what the three of us are up to in the elevator and this other lady pipes up with 'It's 2 girls and a guy.... use your imagination'

He laughs and says 'Go at him ladies, it is Christmas after all.'

Totally odd situation... funny as hell though!

crookedking · #2 (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

i bet it was the super.

BongMan · #3 (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

that could be so much fun fucking with people

crookedking · #4 (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

HELP! HELP! WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T GO TO THE MAIN FLOOR! YOU'LL SQUISH ME!

lou_belle · #5 (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

Was the lady hot or what? That could have been awesome sex! Dude...you so should have.

~god~ · #6 (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

^his
fuckin
gf
was
in
the
elevator!

crookedking · #7 (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

you'll never know if you don't try!

~god~ · #8 (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

I paid
I tried
yet i failed.

Gusto · #9 (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

so did you do them or what? don't leave us hanging.

~god~ · #10 (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

^would he not post it if he did?

Gusto · #11 (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

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Originally Posted by ~god~

^would he not post it if he did?

i don't know, let's see what he says.

lou_belle · #12 (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

Yeah...if she wasn't there it would be cheating right? But...
If you tried, from a girlfriends perspective, it would be sexy to see. You know?...it's that bad guy persona that you would have achieved fully, go or no go. You woulda been like the man That kind of action makes girls think I gotta hold on to this one, he's wild and girls are totally going for it. Either that or your dumped, then she is the lame one. LOL (just think...you were just trying to turn her on)

crookedking · #13 (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~god~

I paid
I tried
yet i failed.

ouch dude.

getting burned when you pay for it....

crookedking · #14 (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

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Originally Posted by lou_belle

Yeah...if she wasn't there it would be cheating right? But...
If you tried, from a girlfriends perspective, it would be sexy to see. You know?...it's that bad guy persona that you would have achieved fully, go or no go. You woulda been like the man That kind of action makes girls think I gotta hold on to this one, he's wild and girls are totally going for it. Either that or your dumped, then she is the lame one. LOL (just think...you were just trying to turn her on)

would he be the man if he did the threesome in the elevator? or hit the button to the mainfloor?

Cdn_Brdr · #15 (**permalink**) Dec 22, 04

I hit the alarm button and went for broke!

foolish · #16 (**permalink**) Dec 22, 04

she was probably some haggared old bitch who was lookin to get stuffed, and just might have been into a little kink shit with the missis. Or she could have just made a joke, I don't know I like collum A

dapimpstress · #17 (**permalink**) Dec 22, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by lou_belle

Yeah...if she wasn't there it would be cheating right? But...
If you tried, from a girlfriends perspective, it would be sexy to see. You know?...it's that bad guy persona that you would have achieved fully, go or no go. You woulda been like the man That kind of action makes girls think I gotta hold on to this one, he's wild and girls are totally going for it. Either that or your dumped, then she is the lame one. LOL (just think...you were just trying to turn her on)

alright, whoever u are. ur a fuckn moron. psch.
i know hella girls, who, if they were in his gf's position in that sitch, would be like, FUCK that.

Cdn_Brdr · #18 (**permalink**) Dec 22, 04

^WOW... easy cowgirl!!! :haha:

My gf just ended up laughin it all off. It was a pretty funny situation....

mapleleaf4ever · #19 (**permalink**) Dec 22, 04

I wonder if you can call those? There's a Payphone at work that rings all the time... it's funny because people answer and sometimes they talk to the person that somehow got connected to it.

dapimpstress · #20 (**permalink**) Dec 22, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

^WOW... easy cowgirl!!! :haha:

My gf just ended up laughin it all off. It was a pretty funny situation....

haha, i just mean u kno, if u tried gettin all up on the "lady" in front of ur girl.. even if it WAS for a 3way... u kno?

Cdn_Brdr · #21 (**permalink**) Dec 22, 04

^She'd have my nuts in a vice.....'nuff said.

crookedking · #22 (**permalink**) Dec 22, 04

i used to phone payphones when you were able too.

if i heard one ring i'd talk to that person. Hell, i might tell the next person that calls here that they've phoned a payphone.

dapimpstress · #23 (**permalink**) Dec 22, 04

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Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

^She'd have my nuts in a vice.....'nuff said.

WERD. so u get my earlier point. :)

dapimpstress · #24 (**permalink**) Dec 22, 04

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Originally Posted by crookedking

i used to phone payphones when you were able too.

if i heard one ring i'd talk to that person. Hell, i might tell the next person that calls here that they've phoned a payphone.

okay, lil culture trip here... whats up with saying "phoned"? lol, it just sounds weird.... i mean why not just say called? a phone is a noun, the action of calling is a verb.

crookedking · #25 (**permalink**) Dec 22, 04

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Originally Posted by Ashes

okay, lil culture trip here... whats up with saying "phoned"? lol, it just sounds weird.... i mean why not just say called? a phone is a noun, the action of calling is a verb.

that's how we say it in the great white north.