So now that xmas is one day away, what do you REALLY want?

[Dr. Doom]

Doom wants the entire to bow down in admiration and whorship of himself, he also wants a 500 foot tall robot to crush the adoring masses with.

[lildonkey]

HOLY SHIT i thought my karma was bad hahaha

btw.. yo man just give it up.. you've been playing that role for years now.. stop being so wierd

[Ragga_Wh0re]

i want my ex,and monkey head slippers.

THATS IT!

[automatic]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

I want a really really really good kiss with someone (who? I don't know?)

and some mittens.

so if i get a shovel and dig you out from the avalanche of pink mittens, will you make out iwht me?

[Scarface]

Decks.

[Canar]

Originally Posted by Dr. Doom

admiration and whorship of himself

whorship, eh? so you want the entire world to slut themselves out in admiration for you? admirable goal.

[Dr. Doom]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

HOLY SHIT i thought my karma was bad hahaha

btw.. yo man just give it up.. you've been playing that role for years now.. stop being so wierd

Doom hates to be the one to tell you this, but, he is actually weirder and more arrogant in person.

Furthermore, he won't stop the whole third person talkiness for no one, NO ONE, YOU FUICKING WORM!

[Dr. Doom]

Originally Posted by Canar

whorship, eh? so you want the entire world to slut themselves out in admiration for you? admirable goal.

Yes, everyone will whore themselves out to Doom eventually.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

HOLY SHIT i thought my karma was bad hahaha

btw.. yo man just give it up.. you've been playing that role for years now.. stop being so wierd

Being the person who's known him eight years, I can say, yes he is actually like that in person. But with a lot more ranting about robots.

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by automatic

so if i get a shovel and dig you out from the avalanche of pink mittens, will you make out iwht me?

Interesting!

haha

[Mr Ektion]

21 ounce pool cue. Red handle, wooden butt (with none of that textury handle bullshit) something traditional and simple with a modest holding case. I have one picked out at dufferin but it's like $200+ =(

[Lush]

I still want an espresso machine but i'm pretty sure that's been taken care of :)
I want to have my highlights touched up and I'm still looking for the perfect new years outfit, I decided against the dress.

Ohhh and tequilla, lots and lots of tequilla

[acidic_liquid]

If I'm gonna be selfish, then I'd want too many things to lost here.
But... let's just say I want everyone to enjoy themselves.
*fixes his halo*

[mojo]

a new day pack
to start hearing that "L" word again
to start saying that "L" word again
new minidisc player
$ for foreign booze
deviled eggs

[decypher]

Love and Attention from the girls and friends i care about the most!

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by acidic_liquid

If I'm gonna be selfish, then I'd want too many things to lost here.
But... let's just say I want everyone to enjoy themselves.
*fixes his halo*

you see that mapleleaf4ever?

THAT'S what you should be more like.

[FornoDan]

Sex.... lots and lots of it....

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

your mom

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by crookedking

you see that mapleleaf4ever?

THAT'S what you should be more like.

But then I'd be like him... and what fun would that be? :p

[miss.myra]

K, I did manage to acquire a new home theatre system (woooo surround sound!)

but no mittens or rad kiss yet, but there's still a few hours to go!

[bigorangedan]

I looked and looked...I found pink mittens with no strings and mittens with strings that were not pink....

would you settle for non-stringed pink mittens...I think I can manage that
:D

[crookedking]

i got what i asked for!

WORLD PEACE!

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Dr. Doom

Doom hates to be the one to tell you this, but, he is actually weirder and more arrogant in person.

He blows goats. I have proof.

Furthermore, he won't stop the whole third person talkiness for no one, NO ONE, YOU FUICKING WORM!

... Except in cases when he does. But those are exceptions.

[ebbomega]

If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it.

Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids.

Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.

--Steve Martin

[ebbomega]

For the record, for Christmas I got a radcore kiss, some radcore sex, a chance to do mushrooms with some very close friends whom I love, and a backpack.

I be teh luckeh.