my christmas so far...

sidekick · #1 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

got to my uncle's house at the island, went out for chinese food that night which my racist/sexist grandfather reminded us we were going out for 'chink' and not chinese.

started off on a good foot.

at the restaurant my grandpa proceded to flirt with our waitress and a scary guy with a cowboy hat and a handlebar moustache eyed up my mom. then my grandpa rustled over to their table and talked to him about cadillacs.

at dinner tonight my grandpa mistakened my cousin Talen (who is in fact a boy) for a girl. and wouldn't stop remarking how much he looked like a girl. poor kid turned 13 today. after the many 'but, you look so much like a girl!' comments we brought out the cake and sang. i don't think he was pleased.

we just finished decorating the tree and i'm enjoying a nice glass of eggnog and kahlua, or i should say KAHLUA and some eggnog.

this is going to be a looooong christmas. happy holidays everyone!

Quin600 · #2 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

Happy holidays to you Jake. (again)

sidekick · #3 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

ps. my sister is drinking a beer, my uncle is drinking scotch, my aunt is drinking warm brandy, my cousin is drinking wine, and my mom is drinking bailey's and milk.

we are definitly not enjoying a DRY christmas this year.

mojo · #4 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

what about you man?

what are you drinking?

Quin600 · #5 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

Nothing quite like a hungover Christmas morning...

"GODDAMNIT! Unwrap that fucking thing more quietly!"

mapleleaf4ever · #6 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

Happy Xmas Jake! Your last post sounds like what my Dinner with the Fam will be like. I've got 151, Grandma with her Vodka, my Sister with Wine and my Parents with the Beer.

sidekick · #7 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

see above!

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Originally Posted by Sidekick

i'm enjoying a nice glass of eggnog and kahlua, or i should say KAHLUA and some eggnog.

sidekick · #8 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

wow, i got outposted harsh.

wum · #9 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

Hey i wanna join the family! :)

charly · #10 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

i totally lol'd at the cowboy hat wearing, guy with a handlebar mustache eyeing your mom.

i'm at home, cleaning my room, eating chocolate covered almonds and listening to loud music. funnnnn.

crookedking · #11 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

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Originally Posted by Sidekick

got to my uncle's house at the island, went out for chinese food that night which my racist/sexist grandfather reminded us we were going out for 'chink' and not chinese.

started off on a good foot.

at the restaurant my grandpa proceded to flirt with our waitress and a scary guy with a cowboy hat and a handlebar moustache eyed up my mom. then my grandpa rustled over to their table and talked to him about cadillacs.

at dinner tonight my grandpa mistakened my cousin Talen (who is in fact a boy) for a girl. and wouldn't stop remarking how much he looked like a girl. poor kid turned 13 today. after the many 'but, you look so much like a girl!' comments we brought out the cake and sang. i don't think he was pleased.

we just finished decorating the tree and i'm enjoying a nice glass of eggnog and kahlua, or i should say KAHLUA and some eggnog.

this is going to be a looooong christmas. happy holidays everyone!

on my moms side of the family we pray and sing songs.

crookedking · #12 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

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Originally Posted by charly

i totally lol'd at the cowboy hat wearing, guy with a handlebar mustache eyeing your mom.

i'm at home, cleaning my room, eating chocolate covered almonds and listening to loud music. funnnnn.

even though you threw the word "funnnnn" in there i still think that that's pretty boring.

charly · #13 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

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Originally Posted by crookedking

even though you threw the word "funnnnn" in there i still think that that's pretty boring.

it is.

and i bet if you saw me right now, i'd look bored. and it's for real this time. :(

crookedking · #14 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 04

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Originally Posted by charly

it is.

and i bet if you saw me right now, i'd look bored. and it's for real this time. :(

well...at least it's not some sort of elaborate act.

Ree Fresh · #15 (**permalink**) Dec 25, 04

Both sides of my familey hardly ever drink.... Since the present/tradision stuff has really faded I sugested we get drunk and watch some christmas movies together. Its actualy been a pretty cool night compared to most.

decypher · #16 (**permalink**) Dec 25, 04

Man i drank too much jack and ate a whole small panago pizza and passed right out the last 4 hours.

I also received a bottle of BLACK johnny walker whiskey .... oh man soooo good..

sidekick · #17 (**permalink**) Dec 25, 04

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Originally Posted by charly

i totally lol'd at the cowboy hat wearing, guy with a handlebar mustache eyeing your mom.

it also looked like he had two glass eyes.

and then my mom remarked how their kids looked a little odd and that maybe the cowboy hat man and his wife were cousins.

jomama · #18 (**permalink**) Dec 25, 04

Where are you?

mugsy · #19 (**permalink**) Dec 25, 04

my christmas eve: my mom yelled, like always, so i stayed in my room and finished off wrapping and stuff. my dad went up stairs calmed her down, then the whole family watched bad santa. then my brother and my dad got realllly drunk, and my dad was telling us about swinging from chandaleers during a bar fight he was in, and how him and his buddy went to a hotel pierre trudeau was staying in and went to his floor to "have a talk with the prime-minister" and then got escorted "politely" out. then they all wanted to play yatzee, and i dont do things i dont like so i sat and read while they played. then they went to bed and im now currently watching the christmas story marathon and painting.

mugsy · #20 (**permalink**) Dec 25, 04

p.s.
jake merrrrrrrrrrrry christmas

charly · #21 (**permalink**) Dec 25, 04

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Originally Posted by Sidekick

it also looked like he had two glass eyes.

and then my mom remarked how their kids looked a little odd and that maybe the cowboy hat man and his wife were cousins.

glass eyes? that makes it even better!

[ps - it wouldn't surprise me if they were cousins! ;)]

sidekick · #22 (**permalink**) Dec 25, 04

i'm on the island, in Comox.

and merry christmas to you too meghan! (is there an 'h' in your name, or am i just being creative?)

more on my christmas so far...

the smoke alarm keeps going off because the wind is blowing the smoke down the chimney and back into the house. it must've been quite a sight to see my uncle in his blue underwear and me in my boxers waving around blankets trying to shut the thing up.

~lazee_grrl~ · #23 (**permalink**) Dec 25, 04

so far christmas has been enjoyable..my cousins and i were reminiscing about how different it was when we were kids...so much funner back then..

happy christmas jake!

acidic_liquid · #24 (**permalink**) Dec 25, 04

My Christmas eve: Doing shit all around the house, then got ready to go to midnight mass. Mass was boring, blah blah blah. Got home, ate Christmas dinner (no turkey?! :( ). Opened presents. Got nice jeans from my brother and it's tight fitting. A little too tight. I haven't gone to the gym in over a month, and I feel like I gained 20 lbs. Now I'm depressed... but motivated. I hate getting back into it blah i say!

Ms.Chop · #25 (**permalink**) Dec 25, 04

woke up.. got ready... told my parents i was going out.. they got mad.. i went out.. came back 20mins later cuz i decided to leave later..
ate sum dinner umm watched "bad santa"..
opened gifts.. as i was opening my gifts i was putting on my jacket cuz my cab was there..
then i went out.. met up w/ my boy.. we chilled *cough*.. and then we went out for sum MORE dinner.. haha then he had work so i went back home..
watched full metal jacket w/ my bro.. well up until the hooker part.. then the movie starts getting boring after that.. so i came on the comp and here i am now :)