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yes it seems that the older you get the more your parents become your friends.
didn't get along with my parents for the longest time. it's all good now. both my big little brothers are on my msn and my one bro is on fnk here - but never posts - boo meh |
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my mom dosn't even know how to use a mouse.
besides that, she and i dont speak. i havent talked to my father since i was 14 and left his house. and now my mother has gone and fucked things up so i wont talk to her either. no loss there, she's NUTS. i was once rifling through her medicine cabinet while she was out when she called me on her cell. this is how the conversation went. me- "hello?" mom- "hello? wait! who is this? who did i call?!" me- "it's me, Amelia, you're daughter?" mom- "oh, yeah, that's right....are there people outside the windows?" that was it. yes, she is messed. she once phoned me to accuse me of theiving jam from her house. she was fully convinced that i took the spare key, went in, disturbed nothing but took her jam. she yelled at me about this for about 5 minutes. but then i couldnt contain my laughter any longer and hung up on her. i live with my best friend and her family and her mom always joked, "it's ok Amelia, you don't need to go to steal jam from your mom, you know we have plenty here" once i looked at her and said "no, i know, i'll just have to go back for the peanut butter" i want a t-shirt with "jam thief" on it or "jam thiever" |
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we know how that's gonna go down. You'll try to be all bitter and estranged and then your mom will show up at your doorstep with a crate of chicken breasts and she'll be like "DOOM!" and you'll be like "MEAT!" .. ..... "MOTHER!" and then the music will swell and you'll be dancing together across the hills of Switzerland. |
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