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Oh, I almost forgot.
I got a set of MENSA cards, with sassy asshole questions/answers. Hilight below each question for the answer. Before Sir Richard Burton attempted to discover the source of the Nile, what was the world's longest river? --lolol. The Nile! Get it! Isn't that clever! Hahaha. ha. ha. ohhh...-- Smart Alec sat in biology class with a smug grin on his face. "What are you looking so pleased about?" asked the teacher. "I know something that has four legs and two arms," announced Alec proudly. The teacher racked his brain but could think of no creature which fit the description. What did Alec mean? --A CHAIR!-- Albert Coley is a fishmonger. He stands 6 feet 6 inches (2 meters) tall in his socks, takes size XXL in clothes, and wears size 14 shoes. What do you think he weighs? --FISH! AH-HA-Ha-HA-HA No, seriously, I'm not making any of this up. This, apparently, is how you get into mensa. So I've got a great question. If you can answer it, you must be mensa material! What has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together? (2 possible answers) -- Stop Hilighting Here -- |