Raver Self Defense

[Erica]

Raver Self Defense

Recent attacks on ravers from PLUR-challenged elements of our society has left many of us feeling frightened and helpless. When hugs and smiles fail to disarm antagonism from the vibe-impaired, ravers only need to be aware of the powerful arsenal already at their disposal.


Self Defense tips for Ravers(s.d.t.r)-Raver Weaponry
Bean Bag Chairs:
Can be used as an assault weapon. Toss at approaching assailant to confuse or temporarily disable. Can be used to absorb blows. Will deflect bullets if filled with pennies or lead weights.
Blow Pops:
Sharpen the stick end. When threatened, slowly remove blowpop from mouth, then thrust stick end forward into assailant's retina.
Vinyl Records:
With some practice, you can learn to toss records frisbee style at assailant's neck area for beheading purposes. Do not practice near friends.
Whistles:
Can be used to startle and inflict hearing pain to oncoming assailants. Note: Although regular people sometimes use whilstles as a distress signalling device, most of your fellow ravers will flee from the sound of them rather than come to your aid.
Flyers:
Stacks of smaller ones can be thrown in the face of an assailant to blind them. The large commercial ones can be used to inflict a serious papercut.
Water Bottles:
These too make good throwing weapons; even better when filled.
Blinking Lights:
Wave slowly in front of assailant to hypnotize them. If that fails, throw.
Speaker Cabinets:
Two or more ravers needed to lift and throw. Get permission from owner of sound system first.
Sound System:
Recent experiments have demonstrated that certain sounds frequencies can be tuned to resonate and rupture internal organs. DJs should always carry a few suck recordings at renegade parties. Do not mix these up with regular record collection. Aim speakers at antagonists, play recordings at normal volume.

[BB_YungYung]

:020: *monkey throw the white puffy... throw the white puffy* NOooooOOOo why did you squish him@!!!
hahahhaha all the throwing things haha that's funny!

[Glendita*]

good thing to know , the next time i'm at a party i will be ready for anything

[victor h.]

lol i'll keep that in mind
if someone tries to kick my ass
LOL!!

[mojojojo]

I'd just use my glowsticks as weapons...
*break*
*chuck wierd ass liquid in doods eye*

ah hell..plain old fashioned fists would do the trick. :)

[powerpuffys*]

Mojo ill wack you in the head if you bring glowsticks to raves.. i hate glowsticks soo much.. have you guys ever seen a honger use glowsticks when their dancing? .. crazy i tell ya.. last time i saw a guy using glowsticks with a loooooong rope.. and he was dancing non stop.. and almost wacked me with it.. and note he was high... haha.. i hate glooooooooooooowsticks!!

[mojojojo]

I luuv glowsticks...
hahaha
I haven't used them in so long...
hehehe
anyone wanna trip?? :P