!Alcohol Warnings!

[kiMMie]

Liquor manufacturers have accepted and will implement the Health Canada's suggestion. As of January 1, 2005 the following warning labels be placed on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNINGS:

The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
The consumption of alchohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
The consumption of alcohol may make you to think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
The consumption of alcohol may cause preganancy.
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink yu kan tpye reel gode.

[James]

Classic!!!

[{dC!}]

BahahaA too funny.

[James]

its funny cuz its TRUE!!

[nuf_dawg]

Originally Posted by kiMMie

Liquor manufacturers have accepted and will implement the Health Canada's suggestion. As of January 1, 2005 the following warning labels be placed on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNINGS:

The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
The consumption of alchohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
The consumption of alcohol may make you to think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
The consumption of alcohol may cause preganancy.
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink yu kan tpye reel gode.

savage hahahahahh

[kiMMie]

My fevarite is hte lost won. :nads:

[crookedking]

haha, i thought that the last one was in a different language at first.

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

definately the thread I should be in right now

[LeeBrat]

haha, that was good, lol