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Are You Really Evil?
Well let's just find out how evil you are....
http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power Stage One To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a pope. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, amazed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit? Stage Two Next, you must destroy the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life. Last edited by -DLO_604-; Jan 16, 05 at 07:43 PM. |
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Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human? Stage Two Next, you must destroy the White House. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must reveal to the world your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you. |
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Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me Stage One |
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind Stage One |
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation. Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all Stage One To begin your plan, you must first devour a superman. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, frightened by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor? Stage Two Next, you must destroy Empire State Building. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must unleash your arcane ritual, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear |
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Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works) Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must reveal to the world your corporate takeover, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you. |
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your evil plan is much like mine. maybe we should work together towards seducing the chosen one, and make the whole world fall in love with us and our armies of ninjas |
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lol.. sounds like a plan!! :P |
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Dude, that was retarded! I wasted like 5 minutes of my time for this stupid game to tell me that I would vaporize the moon! I wouldn't be that dumb, I was thinking that I was gonna do THE phattest BOMB ON the moon.
I could make up a way sicker evil plan. I don't need that stupid shit, in fact, I've already started and I think you should all kiss my toes;P |
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Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental? Stage Two Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must reveal to the world your great supernatural forces, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on |
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Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge Stage One |
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human? Stage Two Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must reveal to the world your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on. |
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Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me Stage One |
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thats pretty evil, i did not know there were such freaks lurking around fnk
I MEAN SEDUCE A SCIENTIST? SLAUGHTER A SACRED CALF TO APPEASE THE GODS! WHAT KIND OF SICK FREAK ARE YOU I WILL NEVER BOW BEFORE YOUR OVERWHELMING VVIL / DO YOU GUYS PREFER CALLING IT ICED TEA OR ICE TEA |
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Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money Stage One |
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im the shadows on the wall,
im the monsters they've become... im the nightmare in your skull, i'm the demon if your bad, im the bump on every head im the fear that makes u twich, im the thorn in your side makes u wiggle and writh it gets so lonely being evil this is the life you see the devil tips his hat to me... i do it all because im evil. and i do it all for free your tears are all the company i need. |
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Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me Stage One To begin your plan, you must first clone a town mascot. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, amazed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must vaporize the Internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must reveal to the world your opening of the seven seals, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you. |
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works) Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must poison the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must unleash your arcane ritual, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you. |
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature Stage One |