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Old Jan 20, 05
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What is "RealDoll"?
You won't find a funnier FAQ on the net.


Too.... many... jokes!!!
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"Question: Can you pull on her nipples hard without fear of tearing them?

Yes, within reason. REALDOLL's nipples can withstand approximately 400% elongation before tearing."

..

"God, what a day. I'm so glad to be home.. now I can relax for a few hours, have a nice dinner, and then enjoy my RealDoll. ... Hey, what the fuck?? Someone's been playing with my RealDoll! And they've elongated the nipples 500%!@$ NOOOOOOO!!!"
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yeah, I came across these things a few years ago, definite chuckle.
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Old Jan 20, 05
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It costs $7000! Do you know how many hookers which are ACTUALLY ALIVE I could get for that?!
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Yeah Jim, I know this isn't breaking news or anything. But I really want to draw attention to the FAQ. It's seriously a comedy goldmine.

The very last question in the FAQ:

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Question: Do you have any rejects or used models I can buy for cheap?
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No.
... "fuck off."
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Question: How flexible is the REALDOLL?

REALDOLL's silicone skin is extremely flexible and will sustain almost any reasonable position.
.. "that's REASONABLE positions, you fucking PERVS!"
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Old Jan 20, 05
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BAH HAHAH!!!!
"Custom Skintones

Realdolls can be fabricated in special colors as custom orders. Pricing is determined depending on the color chosen. Click image for larger view"

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Old Jan 20, 05
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It costs $7000! Do you know how many hookers which are ACTUALLY ALIVE I could get for that?!
or people could just bye you a few drinks... at $35 max.
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Old Jan 20, 05
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I want


or the skinny asian one.
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or people could just bye you a few drinks... at $35 max.
oh. snap.

ps - I want the asian school girl one plz.
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hehe, oh my, thats priceless
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^ No they're not. Re-read the FAQ.
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^^lol, when i said priceless...i didnt mean it like that :P
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Old Jan 20, 05
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whos got $7000 to spend on a sex doll wtf
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Old Jan 21, 05
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It's rather simple. Some people have $7000 to spend on techno gear, way more for 2nd and 3rd cars. And why do people do that? because that's what they like to do.
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Old Jan 21, 05
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AHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA....thats halarious.
i want one.
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Old Jan 21, 05
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It costs $7000! Do you know how many hookers which are ACTUALLY ALIVE I could get for that?!
when you're an alaskan crab fisherman, you don't have the Time it takes to go ashore every night and get a hooker.
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Old Jan 21, 05
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^And that's why I choose not to take a life at sea.
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Old Jan 21, 05
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^And that's why I choose not to take a life at sea.
So basicly she's saying she does not like seamen.
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Old Jan 21, 05
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LESBIAN!
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Old Jan 21, 05
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"Anna Mae"


Booooo.

Ok, actually, that is actually pretty clever.


(still looks pretty disgusting though)
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