my hero for the day, Chris Yeates

[impure]

i got this in an email today from Chris.
for this you are my hero for the day.
bask in the glory chris
bask

1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
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>2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
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>3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
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>4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
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>5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
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>6. Do I look like a people person?
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>7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
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>8. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
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>9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
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>10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and
senseless
>acts of self-control?
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>11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
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>12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
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>13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
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>14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
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>15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't
gone
>to
>sleep yet.
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>16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
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>17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
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>18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
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>19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
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>20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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>21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
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>22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
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>23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
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>24. Earth is full. Go home.
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>25. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
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>26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
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>27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
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>28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
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>29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport

[Sue Bitch]

9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
i like bubble wrap
thanks for the good laugh to many of them are true

[crookedking]

i'm going to try and remember some of those.

[impure]

i want to stage a dramatic argument with a few of my friends, and right as i'm about to slam the door when i'm storming out i want to yell back at everyone "IF ASSHOLES COULD FLY, THIS PLACE WOULD BE AN AIRPORT!!"

or as i walk into a meeting at work i want to say it.

[vancityview]

Is Chris a seaspan tugboater? If so I know him(Y)