weirdest shit at work today!

[~god~]

I work at a public library. upstairs, by the reference department, we have an art gallery. I was told (by the librarian) that some bum was sleeping in there. Since the area was closed for the day, and i'm the only male employee there, I had to go kick him out of there.
So up the stairs i go, and go stand infront of the dude (who seemed to be in his thirties.. wearing dirty TIGHT jeans, and a huge jacket). I go "excuse me, sir?"
-nothing-

"sir?"

-nothing-

"SIR?"

-he jumps a little. His eyes roll to the side, and slides his head back.
he then shoves his hand IN his pants, and i shit you not, STARTS MASTURBATING CRAZZZZYYY!! oh man, that was the most disgusting thing i had ever seen.
I ask him to stop immidiately, and leave the building or i'll call the cops.
he stops for a few seconds, looks me in the eyes and goes "FUCK SEX!"
and on with wacking again.


so we had to call the cops to come and take him away.
I have seen a loooooot of weird shit at this library, but this one was straight up the weirdest one.

/FACK.

[ty_guy]

holy shit! i'm so glad that wasn't me who had to go up there. did you happen to notice if he was on anything, maybe passed out or something? cause if not that was quite a nutcase ya got there!

[BAL1STOPHER]

BUDDY IT DOESNT FUCKING SUPRISE ME! i usta live in the building behind that library and id see fucked up shit all the time.....peeps fucking in dumpsters!

although your story is extremely more disturbing by the "fuck sex" part and the fact that this happened to you at work...creepy shit

[KimmyCandy]

oh wow i am seriously disturbed. I am so very sorry for you.

[crookedking]

haha i'd like to hear of these "other" weird happenings in your library.

[~god~]

^heehee
I was putting books away and carrying shit loads of them on carts. This one lady comes to me -and dead serious- says: "uuhh.. you can't borrow all those books. stop messing this place up and find something better to do with your time!"

-This other dude stole a dvd. he picked it from the shelf, and BOOKED IT regardless of the sens detectors going off. we checked to see what he stole, and it was an old edition of Hamlet.

- we had a 56 year old lady raped upstairs sometime last year.


there are so many. we have a book in the staffroom called the "black book". it contasins all the weird shit that has happened. I'll photocopy it for you, tim :).

[Goodfellow]

ahahhahahaha

[Sue Bitch]

oh shit thats gross
yuck dirty bum

[Rayeine]

hahaha...and to think...I missed that by like a few weeks.

[~god~]

Originally Posted by Rayeine

hahaha...and to think...I missed that by like a few weeks.

haha yeah.
that library is a gongshow!

[Custard]

just start throwing hardcover books!

[nuf_dawg]

imagine he touched you wit his dirty hands hahahhahah lol