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5 gallon flood!
so we picked up one of those 5 gallon water bottles from safeway, and as i'm bringing it in the house, i go to set it on the stairs so i can unload my backpack, jacket etc, all of a sudden CRACK!! the bottom of the jug explodes and water starts pouring out by the gallon all over the carpeted stairs.
so i turn it upside down and carry it to the kitchen. at this point there is about 3/4 left in the bottle..
then theres this special lid u gotta put on the top of the jug so it flows properly in the dispenser, but the bottom was the cracked part.. so i couldnt put the lid on without another gallon pouring out
so i say fuck it, im just gonna pop in that little cap inside and let it flow by itself, screw the special lid.
so i pop the little thing and drop the jug into the top of the dispenser. i can hear the water filling up in the little compartment very rapidly. all of a sudden water starts squirting out from between the bottle and the dispenser and its NOT stopping. shit shit!! i grab the bottle, and now i have to cover the cap with my hand and hold this bottle (now about half empty) until my mom gets something to pour the water in. meanwhile my hoodie, my shirt and my pants are all soaked from all this stupid water.
so we have to dump out enough water so that nothing pours out the bottom or the lid so we can put that damn special cap on it without any more water pouring out. then when we put the bottle in place, all the water that spilled in the compartment earlier, spilled once again onto the kitchen floor.
phew. that was a pretty intense 5 minutes!
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Jan 31, 05
