Dane Cook!

[*K*i*t*t*e*n*]

I duno if this has already been a thread cuz I dont wanna look for it but this guy is fricken Hilarious!!!! You should all check this out and listen to some audio or watch the Videos!!! ENJOY

http://www.danecook.com/


:):):):):):):):):)

[Gusto]

yeah, i love this guy

[CodaDrummer]

Originally Posted by gusto

yeah, i love this guy

Who doesn't?!?!:)

"Yeah, I go into the Sea sometimes just to fuck around with the sharks."

"Fuck that... I would punch every bee in the face!"

[miss.myra]

"I would punch every bee in the FACE"

[CodaDrummer]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

"I would punch every bee in the FACE"

I totally beat you to it!:250

Just as funny, though!:)

[mojo]

i just spent an hour on that site.

he is one funny bastard.

[CodaDrummer]

Originally Posted by mojo

i just spent an hour on that site.

he is one funny bastard.

So painfully obvious, yet so true.

[*K*i*t*t*e*n*]

"My son hes screaming in there!!" "well hes probably on fire! you should make him a map or somehting so he could get out!"

Hes definately one of my faves <3 love this guy!

[CodaDrummer]

Originally Posted by *K*i*t*t*e*n*

"My son hes screaming in there!!" "well hes probably on fire! you should make him a map or somehting so he could get out!"

Hes definately one of my faves <3 love this guy!

"You thinkforyourselfer!!!!"

[LeeBrat]

hahah....good stuff :)

[ty_guy]

hahaha nice, very nice!

[thebobman]

"with the pickles, and the shakes.... AND THE PICKLES.... AND THE SHAKES!!!!
....
chicken tenders.... sweet & sour sauce all over my body"

that sketch rocks.

[*K*i*t*t*e*n*]

Originally Posted by thebobman

"with the pickles, and the shakes.... AND THE PICKLES.... AND THE SHAKES!!!!
....
chicken tenders.... sweet & sour sauce all over my body"

that sketch rocks.

ahaha yeah I one day wanna do that at a drive thru... I just dont wanna go somewhere where Ill go through and know someone... thatd be awkward .

[CodaDrummer]

Originally Posted by thebobman

"with the pickles, and the shakes.... AND THE PICKLES.... AND THE SHAKES!!!!
....
chicken tenders.... sweet & sour sauce all over my body"

that sketch rocks.

I don't think you quoted that right. Actually... I know for a fact that you didn't quote it right.

Better listen to it again... for the enjoyment and to actually get it right. :)

[*K*i*t*t*e*n*]

Originally Posted by Hemi57

I don't think you quoted that right. Actually... I know for a fact that you didn't quote it right.

Better listen to it again... for the enjoyment and to actually get it right. :)

Ive heard that part said a few different ways cuz my friend has the audio on her computer and so do I and its different.. its wierd