Quote of the day

[MC Hammered]

This truly represents our generation.

I was at my friends place for fajitas and he says:

"Go grab a tortilla while they are warm! They are fresh out of the microwave."

[crookedking]

ugh.

i hate eating things out of the nuke machine.

[Bitchin]

EWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..........

winston winston winston.....
I would have thought better from you.

Your friends with me and you NUKE YOUR TORTILLAS!?!@%$?@^

[*K*i*t*t*e*n*]

fresh out of the microwave.... arent they supposed to be warmed in the oven? meh whatevs lol

my quote of the day was:
"shitt my moms going to be choked!" (said by the little boy at school who broke his teeth on a can of pop)

[Sue Bitch]

fresh and microwave dont seem like they should be in the same sentence
but i understand what you are saying about the quote

[thebobman]

I accidentally put some instant coffe in the microwave and nearly went back in time

-Steven Wright

[mapleleaf4ever]

Genius, unlike stupidity, has it's limits.

-Unknown


lol this one of my all-time favorites.

[thebobman]

you can never make anything idiot proof, because idiots are so inventive

[miss.myra]

whoaaa. deep.

[*K*i*t*t*e*n*]

Originally Posted by thebobman

you can never make anything idiot proof, because idiots are so inventive

true, jiffy pops simple right... well my cousin ( who was 14 at the time) put it in the microwave...

[revocrednu]

My quote of the day:

The more you learn, the less you know...

[MC Hammered]

I think you people either read way, way too deep into my quote.

Or just didn't get it.

Or both.

[ash1ee]

"I want some taquitos"

[gnosis]

Overheard, one night, passing a couple, near Gastown:
Agitated male: "I can stand crappy music. I can deal with druggies. I can even tolerate the prostitutes. BUT I _WILL NOT_ PUT UP WITH FLUORESCENT LIGHTS!!!!"

I laughed for about 2 blocks after that.

Frosty
(It's all about the lighting)

[*K*i*t*t*e*n*]

Originally Posted by gnosis

Overheard, one night, passing a couple, near Gastown:
Agitated male: "I can stand crappy music. I can deal with druggies. I can even tolerate the prostitutes. BUT I _WILL NOT_ PUT UP WITH FLUORESCENT LIGHTS!!!!"

I laughed for about 2 blocks after that.

Frosty
(It's all about the lighting)

hahaha thats funny!! Funny thing i heard today was my friend tell me that our other friend used dove shampoo as moisterizer on her stomach... not only once but for a few weeks its was soo funny... my favorite blonde:)