awkward girl kissing situation

[sNyx]

so just kiss her? its only a girl and a peck on the lips. you have kissed one before, whats makes you so different now? fuck, if your boyfriend gets upset tell him to shutup and go straight.

[Hot Karl]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

GIRL: so, do you have a girlfriend?
ME: welllll, not exactly
*GIRL leans in for a kiss, i pull back*
GIRL: what's wrong. i thought you were single?
ME: welllll, i actually...i have a boyfriend.
GIRL: OhhhhhHHHhhhh okay.

wow, i haven't had that experience for awhile.

too bad this wasn't in the twilight zone, you coulda gotten up and freaked out with a "do i look like some pussy loving deviant to you? fuck you bitch"

then punch her in the uterus. i'd probably have paid to see that. or you coulda freaked out like how a chick does when some dude they don't like moves in for a kiss. that woulda been awesome too.

OOOOOR. just stop being so sexy sidekick.

[Antenna_Boy]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

she seemed cool with it afterwards, but i could tell she was kinda disappointed/embarrased.

we then talked about how jude law is hot and all was good.

at that point in time you should have asked her if she wanted to get tagged by two hot guys..perfect opportunity gone there :( You should have kissed her...then she would have been like...not embarrased :D Girl goes for kiss...*Ish don't think so**shakes finger :338: * hahahah

[MistressSpankME]

Unless you were sending her "vibes" then it was kind of silly for her to think you wanted to kiss her just because you weren't in a relationship with someone else.

[Antenna_Boy]

Originally Posted by wum

a gay guy once danced with me at Sonar. that scared me off of clubs for a while.

I seen one on the dance floor at a The Drink house party ..and let me tell yah..never seen the worst Michael Jackson moonwalk in my whole entire life performed by a gay guy...let alone, even if he were a straight guy at that :( hahah

[Antenna_Boy]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

GIRL: so, do you have a girlfriend?
ME: welllll, not exactly
*GIRL leans in for a kiss, i pull back*
GIRL: what's wrong. i thought you were single?
ME: welllll, i actually...i have a boyfriend.
GIRL: OhhhhhHHHhhhh okay.

wow, i haven't had that experience for awhile.

this is how it should have done down, edit:
GIRL: so, do you have a girlfriend?
ME: welllll, not exactly
*GIRL leans in for a kiss, she kisses me, I pull back after a few seconds*
GIRL: what's wrong? i thought you said you were single?
ME: welllll, i actually...i have a boyfriend, and he is also a better kisser than you, i gotta go now
GIRL: OhhhhhHHHhhhh okay.
*leaves scene*:mexitoke:"wow, i haven't had that experience for awhile." :)

[sNyx]

well no shit karl

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

so just kiss her? its only a girl and a peck on the lips. you have kissed one before, whats makes you so different now? fuck, if your boyfriend gets upset tell him to shutup and go straight.

she wasn't really going for a peck on the lips kinda kiss. her eyes were fully closed and she was coming in slowly. i had to abort.

[Hot Karl]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

well no shit karl

are you sure? maybe the sarcasm went over your head. does it still count if i tell you about the sarcasm?

[Oscar Da Grouc]

was she hot?
u havent gone into that detail yet...comeon now

[sidekick]

^meh. not really my type.

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

she wasn't really going for a peck on the lips kinda kiss. her eyes were fully closed and she was coming in slowly. i had to abort.

everyman in your position should be warring a backwards parachute. if trouble is coming in for the kisser, pull the red cord.

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

everyman in your position should be warring a backwards parachute. if trouble is coming in for the kisser, pull the red cord.

you could market this idea. think of how many awkward situations/mornings after could be avoided.

[Oscar Da Grouc]

^meh. not really my type.

well ya, i'm sure we all figured that...considering it was a girl....but what'd she look like, lol

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by Oscar Da Grouc

well ya, i'm sure we all figured that...considering it was a girl....but what'd she look like, lol

hey now, i still find girls attractive.

take angelina jolie for instance. i wouldn't pull the backwards parachute on her.

[Oscar Da Grouc]

i would, but then only so we could get really naughty under it, lol

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

hey now, i still find girls attractive.

take angelina jolie for instance. i wouldn't pull the backwards parachute on her.

Angelina Jolie, haha
dude she would rip your balls off.

I think oscar is a closet Scott Thompson fan ;)

[Mr.Dave]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

you could market this idea. think of how many awkward situations/mornings after could be avoided.

and think about the fun your roommates could have with it too!

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by Mr.Dave

and think about the fun your roommates could have with it too!

sorta like a spring snake gag in a can of nuts

[Oscar Da Grouc]

I think oscar is a closet Scott Thompson fan

who's scott thompson?
lol
(not joking either...who is he)

[Mr.Dave]

Me: "Morning Jake"

Jake: "Mor*yoink*AAAAAAAAAH!"

Me: "Hehehehe"

[sidekick]

^hahaha

on second thought myles, scrap the parachute idea.

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by Oscar Da Grouc

who's scott thompson?
lol
(not joking either...who is he)

google

[Oscar Da Grouc]

man, that involves me doing stuff...i'm lazy

[sNyx]

^ your distracting my search for intelligent conversation this morning