Pick up lines y0

[djmarkpaul]

Yeah you heard me -- pick up lines!

Please feel free to add to the list, c'mon you know you want to - yes you do you really do!!

(Here's ten in no particular order)

1. 'Are you busy tonight at 3am?'

2. As you walk by turn around and say 'Excuse me, did you just touch my ass?' they say 'no' you say 'damn!'

3. At the laundromat, 'How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?'

4. 'Damn, I thought very fine only came in a bottle'

5. 'Didn't I always used to pull your pony tail back in grammer school?'

6. 'Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?'

7. 'Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blowjob' if says no 'let's do lunch!'

8. 'Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?' if says no 'do you want to go upstairs and talk?'

9. 'Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?'

10. 'Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?' says no, then wink.


I got more but I can't dish out all my material, I need to keep some jems hidden.

And don't nobody go and not say that sensitive bullocks 'What ever happen with just going up and talking to someone'. Okay?!

*swoon*

markpaul :384:

[T.Faline_XGF]

I doubt those will work... What i think guys realy need to do is have hair elastics available.

That why when ever a girl is relay in need of a hair tie, he can give her one and be her hero! Guys should realy think about this one, it could work! So could with a hair brush, blush, lipstick, strapless bras, tampons especialy!

HAHAHHA but seriously these and meny more can be relay needy things girls DESPERETLY need here and there. The only problem is most girls wont come up to you and think you have them, so your gonna have to make them aware of what you carry.

[All!e]

here's a few:

1. Those are nice clothes, they'd look great on the floor of my bedroom
2. Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind ALL day!
3. Do you want to go behind a rock and get a little boulder?
4. Did it hurt? When you fell from the heavens!
5. You might as well fuck me, I'm going to tell everyone we did anyways.
6. Are you a chipmunk, cuz u've been staring at my nuts all day
7. I lost my teddy bear... will you sleep with me instead?
8. Excuse Me Miss do you have 25c? Cuz my mother told me to call her when i fell in love.
9. Legs is the word of the day, lets go back to my place and spread the word.
10. can i touch your belly button.....from the inside?
11. i like every bone in your body, especially mine
12. Hi, I'm Irish. Do u have any Irish in you, would u like some???
13. Lets play trains....you sit on my face and I'll chew..... chew .......chew.......
14. escuse me do you see my friend over there? he wants to know if you think im cute.
15. Wanna play house? you can be the screen door and i'll bang you all night.
16. do you sleep with strangers? no? let me introduce myself....
17. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can still make your bedrock!
18. my watch is a magic watch--why?--cuz it can tell that your not wearin underwear---well its wrong ..i am wearing underwear---oh it must be an hour fast!
19. Do you like arcade games? Come up to my room and I'll let you play with my joystick.
20. is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause i can see myself in your pants
21. lets play pinnocio, ill sit on your face, you tell lies
22. Lets play Army! I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!
23. Love is sensation cause by a temptation a guy sticks his location in a grils destination to increase the population for the next generation do you get my explaniation or do you need a demonstartion?
24. YOUR A HOTTIE WITH A BODY SO COMON AND GET NAUGHTY
25. I can't find my pussy...can i use your's instead

ok thats enough for now

[SoniK]

the best 2 pick up lines


1: can we have sex
2: pull out a gun


if 1 wont work.. 2 will.


- SoniK

[WykidGrl]

If you guys just need a chick to screw, there are many girlz who live just to run around. Just find one; no need for the cheez-e pick-up lines.

Although i do like your tiger one *wink*!

[All!e]

(i am a girl...)

[KrAzYRiCeBoY]

Very good line Allie...! *haha* Hilarious!! :107:

[lost soul_]

*looks at previous post*

I wonder who can't get laid..

lost soul_

[djmarkpaul]

Originally posted by liquidjewels
(i am a girl...)

*sweats profusely*


Uh hi, heh heh, do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?


markpaul :387:

[*STARFISH*]

My favs
1. OoopS!! Sorry! I thought that was a braille name tag...
and the ultimate:
2. Nice shoes! Wanna fuck? :319:

:Star: