So how do you spot a raver?

[Technix]

HOW TO SPOT A RAVER

1. Ravers can perfectly understand and have conversations with anyone under age 10.
2. Ravers know where all the best toy stores are.
3. Ravers get the most milage out of their shoes.
4. Ravers are the only people who don't have their age calculated in months, yet still wear and use pacifiers
5. Ravers always consider every new place they go to a possible location for a party. 6. Ravers hug EVERYONE.
7. Ravers can dance.
8. Ravers understand the art of the bathroom conversation.
9. Ravers can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor.
10. Ravers choose their clothes by texture, color, and SIZE.
11. Ravers love homemade clothes because they've seen the price tag on a pair of lithiums.
12. Ravers always order water when they go out to clubs.
13. Ravers realize that "Evian" spell "naivE" backwards.
14. RavErs drool whEnEver thEy spot an objEct with an "E" on it.
15. Ravers always know the most likely spot to find other ravers within a one hundred foot radius.
16. Ravers don't bother planning to meet their friends ahead of time, their friends are always already there.
17. Ravers don't say, "nice shoes, wanna fu@k?" (I thought they did.)
18. Ravers give the best hugs and massages.
19. Ravers have a one track mind. It goes: "thump thump tweet thump tweet thump". 20. Ravers constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life.
21. Ravers helped Adidas through the "lean" years.
22. Ravers never know the name of their favorite tracks.
23. Ravers know how to sm:)e.
24. Ravers don't disrespect others.
25. Ravers always choose "E" on multiple choice questions.
26. Ravers are good at playing "guess what he's on".
27. Ravers will say "HI" to those people they don't know, yet always see on the bus. 28. Ravers define the style of music they listen to as "good".
29. Ravers plan a vacation around a party in another state or country.

And my favourite...

30. Ravers know what to do with a dead glow stick
(Which is to put it in the freezer on slim chance it may work another night)

[joce]

i'm giveing you karma just for making me laugh

[Sniper]

I've seen a list similar to this on a friends closet door........slight differences but both funny....and in many ways true

[LeeBrat]

^^yeah, they got that from here. the same sorta list was posted on here a few months ago.

[Clayton.]

Fuck you and your stereotypes.

[Technix]

Originally Posted by Twisted~AngelX

^^yeah, they got that from here. the same sorta list was posted on here a few months ago.
but cute non the less

More like a few years ago...I searched b4 I posted. It's a similar list. Check out the post from 2001.

[LeeBrat]

^^lol, ok sry, i wasnt sure, i know i saw it a while ago tho :095:

[filipmaj]

7. Ravers can dance.

I guess im not a raver yet!

[decypher]

I want the last 2 minutes of my life back.

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

Originally Posted by decypher

I want the last 2 minutes of my life back.

you would have wasted those 2 minutes anyways :p


its easy to spot a raver look for the ones chewing the shit out of their lower lip

[Pennywise]

how do you know a raver has stayed @ your house?

[Pennywise]

he/she is still there

[Clayton.]

he/she is still there.

[wishbone]

im guilty of 5

22. Ravers never know the name of their favorite tracks.

lolololol

"you know that song that's like...DUN DUN DUN DOO DOOOO DOO DUN DUN DUN DUN"

[DefJef]

Originally Posted by TeCHniX

HOW TO SPOT A RAVER


26. Ravers are good at playing "guess what he's on".

This is my favorite party game.

[prozac]

um hello, 1998?

[decypher]

What about if they have green lazers coming out of their eyes?

[ssxi_kinkyviet]

so hmnm whos going to in the mix? or ice?

[A-BOMB]

you suck... so does TeCHinx

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by TeCHniX

HOW TO SPOT A RAVER

24. Ravers don't disrespect others.

hahaha, I love how he posted that on FNK: Drama Central

[-ensay-]

Originally Posted by TeCHniX

HOW TO SPOT A RAVER

1. Ravers can perfectly understand and have conversations with anyone under age 10.
2. Ravers know where all the best toy stores are.
3. Ravers get the most milage out of their shoes.
4. Ravers are the only people who don't have their age calculated in months, yet still wear and use pacifiers
5. Ravers always consider every new place they go to a possible location for a party. 6. Ravers hug EVERYONE.
7. Ravers can dance.
8. Ravers understand the art of the bathroom conversation.
9. Ravers can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor.
10. Ravers choose their clothes by texture, color, and SIZE.
11. Ravers love homemade clothes because they've seen the price tag on a pair of lithiums.
12. Ravers always order water when they go out to clubs.
13. Ravers realize that "Evian" spell "naivE" backwards.
14. RavErs drool whEnEver thEy spot an objEct with an "E" on it.
15. Ravers always know the most likely spot to find other ravers within a one hundred foot radius.
16. Ravers don't bother planning to meet their friends ahead of time, their friends are always already there.
17. Ravers don't say, "nice shoes, wanna fu@k?" (I thought they did.)
18. Ravers give the best hugs and massages.
19. Ravers have a one track mind. It goes: "thump thump tweet thump tweet thump". 20. Ravers constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life.
21. Ravers helped Adidas through the "lean" years.
22. Ravers never know the name of their favorite tracks.
23. Ravers know how to sm:)e.
24. Ravers don't disrespect others.
25. Ravers always choose "E" on multiple choice questions.
26. Ravers are good at playing "guess what he's on".
27. Ravers will say "HI" to those people they don't know, yet always see on the bus. 28. Ravers define the style of music they listen to as "good".
29. Ravers plan a vacation around a party in another state or country.

And my favourite...

30. Ravers know what to do with a dead glow stick
(Which is to put it in the freezer on slim chance it may work another night)

ahah i love it

[t-skywalker]

ahh the goodold candy dayz=) miss em some time...but soo glad they are over sometimes too:p awsome!!!