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View Poll Results: Ever had a wedgie?
Yeah and it was the worst ever...talk about skid marks... 3 11.11%
No but i'd like you to give me one at the next F&K meet 13 48.15%
Yeah but not an Atomic Wedgie!Hook me up! 4 14.81%
They still can't get the underwear out of my ass! 7 25.93%
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Old Apr 05, 01
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"Atomic Wedgies"
Ever had one of those?

Wow they feel like your ass is about to be ripped apart like an english muffin...

2guys/gals grab the tighty whities or gonch of an unsupecting victim and lift up vertical til the persons feet are dangling....then swiftly drop and raise again stretching the undergarments to their total limits...in severe cases the underwear rips and leaves the person with an indian burn between their cheeks...SERO..U want one?



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Old Apr 05, 01
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Your complete guide to wedgie giving...part 1

Arm-Leg Connection


The sides of underwear are pulled up as far as they can go. Then the legloops are pulled and stretched over the shoulders of the victim.

Atomic Wedgie
Underwear has to go over the head (or until underwear rips).

Backward Wedgie
Wedgie with Underwear on backwards.

Banana Wedgie
A banana is put in the back of underwear

Blast Wedgie
This is where you and a friend sneak outside. Make him strip down to nothing but his underwear. Then wedgie him on a branch and shoot him with a hose.

Chilly Wedgie
Crushed Ice is put in the front of the underwear and person is wedgied until it melts. Don't put too much in maybe 1/2 a cup.

Coat Hook Wedgie Another group wedgie.
This may be done with two or more people if no more than three people can be found that are willing to help out. The person is wedgied and then left to hang by his elastic on a coat hook.

Creamer Wedgie
Underwear is filled with shaving Cream or whipped cream.

Dangling Wedgie
Feet just barley touching the ground.

Death Fall Wedgie
This works where there is a place someone can fall, such as on a dock, or a couch. This happened to me on a dock. I was standing there and all of a sudden my friend goes, "holy crap look at this fish, its frikkin huge!" So, naturally, being curious, I walk over to the edge. Big mistake, he grabs the back of my briefs and pushes me, with my toes just barely on the dock and me leaning way over! Then he let me go and I fall. Submitted by infinawedge.

Double Pull
One person pulls on the underwear one on the legs (person should lie down)

Double Self-Wedgie
Two people stand facing each other with their stomachs touching. They both reach around the other person and wedgie them. This is really fun to do.

Dragged Wedgie
Person must lie down and be dragged around by underwear for 1 minute

Egg Wedgie
An egg is cracked into the front of the underwear. The egg must stay there for five minutes

Elevator Wedgie
An elevator wedgie is when you take someone's underwear, have someone hold them down, go in the elevator with the victim's underwear, and go up. Ouch!!

Exchange Wedgie
The person up now and the person after him switch Underwear and wedgie each other. This counts for both peoples turn.

Flag Pole Wedgie
This is where the rope for the flag is run through the receiver's underpants and is raise us up the pole. Ouch!!

Floor Wedgie
Wedgie is given to a person lying on the floor. The person is then dragged around the room.

Fork-lift Wedgie
Two or three guys grab another kid's underwear and lift him several feet off the ground.

Front to Back
Melvin and wedgie at the same time.

Frontal Atomic Swirl Wedgie
The guy is given an atomic wedgie in the front, and is then spun around by his underwear up to eight inches off the ground.

Frontal Wedgie
Exactly the opposite of the Wedgie. This time you grab the guy's underwear in the front and pull. Also called a Melvin.

Frosty Wedgie
Underwear is soaked in water and then frozen person is then given wedgie until thawed. It would be best to have a pair of underwear already frozen before starting the game

Gift Wrap Wedgie
The receiver MUST be wearing the largest size boxers available. They are given a wedgie on all sides until the waist band is at the top of their head, where the boxers are tied, making the person a package.

Group Wedgie
This can be done two ways either everyone gets a turn wedging the person or the whole group wedgies him at the same time.

Hanging Wedgie
Feet are off the ground for at least 2 minutes. Rope through the leg holes is best.

High Hanging Wedgie
Give someone a HIGH hanging wedgie and make sure he's blindfolded. Were talking high! Then put a big trampoline under him to break his; but the thing is, you spread a whole bunch of shaving cream all over the trampoline so when he falls-either the underwear rips or you cut the rope- he falls thinking he will hit hard ground but hits a very bounce yet VERY messy surface. Its happened to me, and its fun I have also seen it; it is one of the funniest to watch. Submitted by ChrisTheDirtyDog

Jet Ski Wedgie
This is another underwater wedgie. The person's bathing suit is grabbed and the person is dragged around as if he were a Jet Ski skimming over the water.

Kangaroo Wedgie
The person being wedgied is bounced up and down

Melvin
Grab underwear from the front and pull up.

MuddyBuddy
A handful of mud is put down the front and back of the underwear.

Nature Wedgie
Remove the pants and shirt of the person being wedgied. Then put rocks, pine cones, pine needles, grass, and bugs in their underwear and hang on a branch until their underwear rips. Submitted by castorombie

Opposite Wedgie
Wedgie in a type of underwear other than those you have on now.

Outdoor Wedgie
Person must be given dangling wedgie for five minutes (Ten at night) person picks where if it is in a garage the door must be open.

Piledriver Wedgie

The piledriver wedgie is when someone is bent at the waist and has his or her head put between someone's thighs. They receive a wedgie as the person pulls the boxers towards them. Also, the person squeezes his legs together to cause a little pain.
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Part2

Pocket Wedgie
This is a replacement for the Arm-Leg Connection. Victim is given an all-round wedgie. Then a belt is tightened so that the underwear stays that way. Arms are then put through the leg loops and over the pants and into the pockets. Victim's arms are then tied to the body so that he cannot escape. Submitted by Lucus.

Propeller Wedgie
Take a broom/stick/something similar.... Place it through your legholes. Lift up. Twist the stick around-- it will thereby tighten the undies, and the wedgie-- quite a nice, simple wedgie. Submitted by Tigerhappy

Sash Wedgie
1st, you need a rope, or strong belt. Bring the rope through the legholes of the underwear, and then take the end on the right over your right shoulder, the left end under your left armpit, and tie the two ends together, TIGHTLY. If this is done correctly, you should already have a wedgie, which will tighten as you bend forward, and loosen as you bend back... when tired of the wedgie, just untie the rope, its as simple as that.

Semi-Atomic Arm-Leg Connection
This is a replacement for the Arm-Leg Connection. Sides of underwear are pulled up as far as they can go. Then the fabric that is directly beneath the waistband is ripped on both sides. The sides of the waistband should stretch over the victim's shoulders. They should then be taped using electric or duct tape. Submitted by Lucus.

Semi-Atomic Front to Back
Semi-Atomic Melvin and Semi-Atomic Wedgie at the same time. Effect: victim is now immobilized. The back of his underwear is way up his butt and the front of his underwear is crunching his nuts real hard. Any movements using the legs result in extreme pain.

Semi-Atomic Melvin
The front of underwear is pulled up as far as it can go. Then the fabric that is directly beneath the waistband is ripped. Then the elastic should be able to stretch far enough to fit over the victim's head. His head should poke through the hole that was created by partially ripping the underwear. Pull the waistband and hook it underneath the victim's ears. Submitted by Lucus.

Semi-Atomic Wedgie
The back of underwear is pulled up as far as it can go. Then the fabric that is directly beneath the waistband is ripped. Then the elastic should be able to stretch far enough to fit over the victim's head. His head should poke through the hole that was created by partially ripping the underwear. The waistband goes into the mouth so that there is no strangling and so that the victim can't yell or talk. Submitted by Lucus.

Side Wedgie
Only effectively accomplished with two people, the Side Wedgie has one guy on either side of the person who is about to get wedgied. Each guy grabs the person's elastic and pulls at the sides, which effectively wedges up both the front and the back of the undies.

Slave Wedgie
This is sort of a spin- off of the propellor wedgie. Take the bar- through the legholes. Now pull up, and keep pulling up as hard and high as you can-- try to get the bar so you can set it on your shoulders. When you're finished w/ the wedgie, release the bar.

Snow Wedgie
Only available in Alaska, the North Pole, or Antarctica during the warmer seasons, the snow wedgie is a floor wedgie that is done on the ground. The person getting wedgied is then dragged into a snow bank or, if you are already in snow, simply dragged through the snow

Snug Wedgie
Person is to be wedgied in smallest underwear he can fit in

Spinning Wedgie
Person is spun around by their underwear.

Squeaky Clean
This is a really painful technique. First the receiver is given a normal wedgie. Once the underpants are firmly wedged in the person's butt crack, the giver turns them around and gives them a Melvin. Not only does this hurt the balls, but when the underpants pull back through the butt crack it burns like hell. This process is repeated several times, normally until the receiver starts crying. This has to be done when the victim is wearing pants, otherwise the underpants do stay in the crack too well between turns. There are variations where the victim is lifted of the ground with each re-wedge/re-Melvin, and one where two people alternate giving a wedgie and giving a Melvin. Submitted by grundy guy

Stinker
The wedgie receiver's face is put in the giver's armpit and reached his arm over the receiver's head, grabbing the underwear and giving a wedgie.

Super Atomic Wedgie
A group wedgie given to a guy who is ticking off a large group of people. Each person in the group takes part and they pull the person's underwear over their head, ripping the fabric if they have to.

Super Gigantic Ultimate Wedgie
This one causes extreme pain!! This technique takes at least two people or someone who's both strong and extremely fast. First, the victim is made so he can't move at all, then the wedgier grabs the back of underwear and pulls up very high! The other grabs the front, and then both pull on the sides, making it look like your stomach is wearing your underwear! Submitted by infinawedge.

Superman Wedgie
Another wedgie that requires two or more people. The person is given a floor wedgie and then lifted off the floor and "flown" around the room with his arms out like a bird.

Surprise Wedgie
The receiver is given a hanging wedgie at least 3 feet off the ground in nothing but undies. Then you blindfold him and duct tapes his mouth and hands', leaving his legs free in case he falls. Now the surprise- spin him really fast and throw soft messy things at him like eggs, mud be creative but do use soft things otherwise you've got a lawsuit on your hands!

Suspended Wedgie
Victim dangling in air

Swirl Wedgie
The swirl wedgie requires two or more people, unless you happen to be strong enough to whip some guy around while pulling up his underwear. A swirl wedgie is just a normal wedgie, but once you have pulled the underwear up you have to spin the person around, thus making the wedgie much worse and more painful.

Tarzan Wedgie
Actually, it's a Melvin. A BIG one. Pull the underwear up to the victims shoulders and tape it to one side. Then Titty twist the other visible nipple. It's painful.

Ultimate Creamer
Tie the receiver down. Squirt shaving foam down the back of the underwear. And use something to make it foam easier. Then Put a Full Pepsi can face up in the front. Put a wintergreen lifesaver in. This causes it to foam, until all the coke is gone. While foaming, wedgie time!

Ultimate Piledriver

This is the same as a piledriver, but the wedgier bends his knees until he's on the ground. This makes it so he is sitting on the person's head, with the other person having their face on his feet.

Underwater Bathing Suit Wedgie
This wedgie is given to a swimmer while he is swimming and their swimsuit is pulled way up their crack.

Utterly Undies Wedgie
in nothing but underwear.

Wedgie (Normal)
Grab underwear from the back and pull up.

Wedgie Bun
Give person normal wedgie. Gather elastic band as tight as you can. Then tie the band to the persons belt loop on their pants in a knot. Gives a constant wedgie and is fun to watch them try to get the knot and wedgie out.

Wet Willy
Here's a way to bring on a wedgie. Do a wet willy in both ears. Most people will lift their shirt up to clean them out. Now if they are wearing gym shorts, pants them and give them a big fat wedgie.

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Old Apr 05, 01
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Omg...what a way to start off my morning. haha...that's hilarious! Thanks Lex...:010:
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mister-peenutt has a little shameless behaviour in the past
ahahahhaha
i never knew there were so many types of wedgies! hahahahahhaa dOPE!
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ehehehe nice butt :)

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Hahahah...LOL....Now that was funny!!!! :012:
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Old Apr 06, 01
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hahah..where did u find those pix lex!?

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aaaahhhh I never knew there were so many wedgies
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Old Apr 06, 01
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ouch...
i'd never want that the happen to me !!
yikes...
my family jewels will probably be stolen
and all that is left will be the sack!
OUCH!
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Old Apr 07, 01
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that is one to many wedgies....what am i talking about u can never have to many wedgies.mauhahahaha
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Old Apr 08, 01
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*painful memories*...

when I was a wee LiL Lad...I had a babysitter who had the devil as her son!! He was a couple yearz older and would alwayz pick on us(me and my broz) He would alwayz give us the Atomic Wedgies...this wedgie would hurt so bad that I couldn't sit down for the rest of the day...agr It was nice when I grew and he remained the same size...payback is a BITCH! hehe
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Old Apr 10, 01
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wedgies galore!

i've experience troo many wedgies for this to be humourus...shame on you lex!

shit, who am i kidding. thats the funniest shit i've ever seen!! just gimme a minute to get my pen and some paper...i gotta remember these!
bahahaha!!
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Old Nov 26, 01
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BRING BACK THE WEDGIES!!

Remember this old post???:160:
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Old Nov 27, 01
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The guy in the first jpg sure looks a lot like Omega Image! :041:
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Old Nov 27, 01
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LOL you're right

Omega...how's the skid marks?
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I can't believe you dug this outta the archives... this thread is *GOLD*!!! :330:
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Old Dec 04, 01
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hahahaha!!!!

LOL, VERY FUNNY! CLASSIC!

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Old Dec 07, 01
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haha thats awesome man... my cousin gave his little brother a wedgie, it was kinda like this.:
it started off like a blast wedgie, (he stripped down to underwear)
then it went to an atomic wedgie and a hanging wedgie. he pulled up so hard that his feet were dangling and the underwear ripped clear off into two pieces and his feet hit the ground... there was even shit smears on the undies!!! :041: :041:
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okay this is a wierd but hilarious topic and i never heard of so many wedgies
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t-skywalker is just really nicet-skywalker is just really nicet-skywalker is just really nicet-skywalker is just really nicet-skywalker is just really nicet-skywalker is just really nice
^^i was thinking the same. entertaining to read for sure:D
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